photo in need of a caption #3

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seems like a good day for another contest! deadline: wednesday end-of-day-ish.

current list of contenders (remember, it only has to produce an audible response from me of some sort: a chuckle, a laugh, a groan):

OK – who let the Merrill Lynch bull into the liquor cabinet? (dave palmer)

…and Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” – Acts 7:59 (aaron mahnke)

This is simply a view from a runner’s “butt-cam” at the annual Running of the Bulls. (trapper)

A snorting Mark-ox heads for the lobby after hearing one too many ignorant remarks from the pottery guy and his overly-expressive wife one Sunday morning at church, scattering the scarlett-sashed “celebration singers” and de-frocking long time director, Ms. Crumbly. (johnch17) [by the way, i didn’t want to laugh at this one, but couldn’t help it]

Feeling the runners at a serious disadvantage, the bull condescendingly resolved to finish the run on one foot with underwear on his horns. (kevin i)

After acting success as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, Vern Troyer takes up extreme photography in Spain. (dennis)

Ox and ass before him bow
He is in the manger now.
Christ is born too-dayyyy-ayyyy
Christ is born today. (steve case)

Further proof that YS is leaning toward Eastern Religions, Marko invites an actual bull to speak on the meanings of celtic symbols. (steve case)

“Dude, I’m sorry did I hurt you? I saw the cameras and just got a little carried away.” (john m)

Youth Pastor Jimmy was glad he had little Timmy Johnson’s Parental Release form with him on the youth trip that day. (josh b)

AND THE WINNER IS: …and Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” – Acts 7:59 (aaron mahnke). aaron, shoot me an email and tell me what book you want!

54 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption #3”

  1. upset by getting tighty-whities for birthday, bull takes it out on photographer. in later interview bull said, “he’s a boxer guy”

  2. Introducing Marko and his amazing contortionist Bull! Step right up and watch him balance himself on one hoof!!!

  3. A snorting Mark-ox heads for the lobby after hearing one too many ignorant remarks from the pottery guy and his overly-expressive wife one Sunday morning at church, scattering the carlett-sashed “celebration singers” and de-frocking long time director, Ms. Crumbly.

    Film at eleven.

  4. This was the church’s response when the congregation members started grumbling that snake handling just didn’t deepen their faith anymore. Now, many have come to Christ in a new, closer and personal way.

  5. The senior pastor the day after the middle school boys played with their fart machine all through the service.

  6. The last photo taken by deceased photographer “Ronald McDonald”

    (a little play on the last contest)

  7. Further proof that YS is leaning toward Eastern Religions, Marko invites an actual bull to speak on the meanings of celtic symbols.

  8. Ox and ass before him bow
    He is in the manger now.
    Christ is born too-dayyyy-ayyyy
    Christ is born today.

  9. Some how Tic Long know the Christmas party all went wrong when he had too much to drink and Marko convinced him to try on this Bull costume.

  10. As Mark Riddle saw this Bull running towards him… all he thought was “Finally, I might be able to use that Carpet First Aid Kit” (Hmm I wonder if that kit cleans alot of this BS?)

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