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seems like a good day for another contest! deadline: wednesday end-of-day-ish.
current list of contenders (remember, it only has to produce an audible response from me of some sort: a chuckle, a laugh, a groan):
OK – who let the Merrill Lynch bull into the liquor cabinet? (dave palmer)
…and Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” – Acts 7:59 (aaron mahnke)
This is simply a view from a runner’s “butt-cam” at the annual Running of the Bulls. (trapper)
A snorting Mark-ox heads for the lobby after hearing one too many ignorant remarks from the pottery guy and his overly-expressive wife one Sunday morning at church, scattering the scarlett-sashed “celebration singers” and de-frocking long time director, Ms. Crumbly. (johnch17) [by the way, i didn’t want to laugh at this one, but couldn’t help it]
Feeling the runners at a serious disadvantage, the bull condescendingly resolved to finish the run on one foot with underwear on his horns. (kevin i)
After acting success as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, Vern Troyer takes up extreme photography in Spain. (dennis)
Ox and ass before him bow
He is in the manger now.
Christ is born too-dayyyy-ayyyy
Christ is born today. (steve case)
Further proof that YS is leaning toward Eastern Religions, Marko invites an actual bull to speak on the meanings of celtic symbols. (steve case)
“Dude, I’m sorry did I hurt you? I saw the cameras and just got a little carried away.” (john m)
Youth Pastor Jimmy was glad he had little Timmy Johnson’s Parental Release form with him on the youth trip that day. (josh b)
AND THE WINNER IS: …and Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” – Acts 7:59 (aaron mahnke). aaron, shoot me an email and tell me what book you want!
“You want a piece of me tough guy?”
Youth Minister Larry took the pastor seriously when he told him to “take the bull by the horns”
Emergent Worship idea number #27. The reason most emergent churches have low numbers.
…and Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” – Acts 7:59
OK – who let the Merrill Lynch bull into the liquor cabinet?
Suddenly the Church elders started to question their “everyone is welcome to worship here” policy.
A scene from your typical Southern Baptist church business meeting gone wrong.
“I’ll finally win a Pulitzer!”
ooop
wooooaaaapp
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
one margaritta too many.
This is simply a view from a runner’s “butt-cam” at the annual Running of the Bulls. Ouch!
upset by getting tighty-whities for birthday, bull takes it out on photographer. in later interview bull said, “he’s a boxer guy”
Introducing Marko and his amazing contortionist Bull! Step right up and watch him balance himself on one hoof!!!
“Whatchu Talkin about Willis?”
Photographer Juan Sanos’ last photograph…he will be missed.
A snorting Mark-ox heads for the lobby after hearing one too many ignorant remarks from the pottery guy and his overly-expressive wife one Sunday morning at church, scattering the carlett-sashed “celebration singers” and de-frocking long time director, Ms. Crumbly.
Film at eleven.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
“hmmm. polka dotted boxers. who wears those under white pants?”
This was the church’s response when the congregation members started grumbling that snake handling just didn’t deepen their faith anymore. Now, many have come to Christ in a new, closer and personal way.
Dude…it’s a bull on Red Bull!
“No, honey, your butt doesn’t look big…”
I got nothing.
I’m sitting this one out!
thank you, sir. may i have another.
“This is what happens when little susie gives her ADD medicine to daddy’s big dawggie.”
“Leo’s attempt at breaking into street tap dance was met with mixed emotions.”
Meet Bo Vine, our new Minister of Outreach and Evangelism
Holy cow, I am totally going so fast…OH CRAP!
prophesy of the rose bowl………
ALL HORNS.
Pepe the camera man immediately regretted his snap decision to pour out his oil on the street.
oh shit, not again!!
I don’t know, that is the first thing I thought of.
The senior pastor the day after the middle school boys played with their fart machine all through the service.
Look Ma, no hands!
F’d in the A.
Riverdance, anyone?!?
New Line Pictures Presents: “Being John Malkovich, staring Mark Oestreicher”
The last photo taken by deceased photographer “Ronald McDonald”
(a little play on the last contest)
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This is what happens when the bull in front of this one is flatulent.
“Dude, I’m sorry did I hurt you? I saw the cameras and just got a little carried away.”
Oh Well, at least my hemorrhoids will be the least of my problems.
Further proof that YS is leaning toward Eastern Religions, Marko invites an actual bull to speak on the meanings of celtic symbols.
WHERE’S THE CHINA SHOP? WHERE’S THE CHINA SHOOOOOOP?????????????
Ox and ass before him bow
He is in the manger now.
Christ is born too-dayyyy-ayyyy
Christ is born today.
After acting success as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, Vern Troyer takes up extreme photography in Spain.
“I said a Hip Hop
Hibby to the hippy
hip, hip, hox and you don’t stop”
Purpose Driven BS … the original bookcover for Warren’s series that Zondervan later edited.
Some how Tic Long know the Christmas party all went wrong when he had too much to drink and Marko convinced him to try on this Bull costume.
As Mark Riddle saw this Bull running towards him… all he thought was “Finally, I might be able to use that Carpet First Aid Kit” (Hmm I wonder if that kit cleans alot of this BS?)
The Christian Bull had to run to the store and get one of the latest http://www.eyes-to-heaven.com/ glasses to sport, afterall, he wanted to be the first Bull to have one.
Feeling the runners at a serious disadvantage, the bull condescendingly resolved to finish the run on one foot with underwear on his horns.
Check this out. It’s my impression of Bono!
Youth Pastor Jimmy was glad he had little Timmy Johnson’s Parental Release form with him on the youth trip that day.