photo in need of a caption

what it really is: the mustachioed water polo team of croatia.

what we’re using it for: a little photo in need of a caption contest! winner gets the free ys book of your choice.

(ht to brandon early, via email)

CONTENDERS

“That’s No Snicker Bar” (Geron Brown)

Tired of living in the shadows of Mario & Luigi, Aldo, Beppe and Giovani go to make their mark on the world stage. (joe t)

“Men, you need to ask yourself, ‘What Would MagnumPI Do?” (Chad Farrand)

…that’s what she said. (Nikomas)

“My mustache used to be THIS big.” (Joel)

four out of five agree, that seeing the water is the first step to recovery. (Chris Cummings)

Rehearsal’s for the new Vegas show…Borat’s Bathing Beauties! Niiice!! (Jeff Myers)

“Why does the fish get bigger every time coach tells this motivational story?” (brian aaby)

some things look better in HD. (jess)

“I told you idiots it would drown the horses” (Brock)

just another day at the YS office… (James)

a mustache… two inches of dignity. (jess)

Lucky for us the coach didn’t dress out that day (pbj)

one word: manscaping (Molly)

What do you mean we can’t get Marko’s latest book? (Gman)

and, da winner is…

a mustache… two inches of dignity. (jess)

i almost went with a couple others that made me laugh more, but this one is both funny, and has a bit of poignancy to it! seriously, these poor guys didn’t choose their uniforms. they need something to cover up with. and don’t we all, from time to time, need a little mustache (either literally or figuratively) to give us some dignity!?

shoot me an email with your book choice, jess.

85 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. If you all look crazy, like this, and attack at once, I think you can get your clothes back from her.

  2. “The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!”

    As the team listened to the coach’s pep talk, some of them knew they’d heard this story some where else…

  3. The oversexualization of sports took a wrong turn when Synchronized Swimming added hairy male cheerleaders.

  4. Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
    Number Two: Water Polo Players.
    Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
    Number Two: They’re mutated Water Polo Players.
    Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
    Number Two: Absolutely, they’re from Croatia.
    Dr. Evil: Oh well, that’s a start.

  5. I may be stepping over the line with this one, but here goes….

    “I don’t care if the water is too cold. It’s just finishing off what the ‘roids started”

  6. 1988 Chippendale Swim Team gets some lessons from an old pro.
    (Hope that’s not inappropriate, but I’m just going with what you give me!)

  7. the coach was appalled when he found out Tad had stuffed his speedo.

    Contrary to popular belief sporting the stache is not a cure for shrinkage.

  8. With a lack of proper material for uniforms, the croatian polo team made use of the blankets from the last team picnics.

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