i have a whole bunch of “photo in need of a caption” posts in my drafts – like a dozen of them or so. so, i’m going to post one a week until i run out! yes, it’s a pinoac bonanza!
that also means there’s a free ys book that’s going to be given away every week.
let’s start with this little gem. whatcha got for me?
(ht to rob craig for the photo, via email)
CONTENDERS
some really funny ones this time around! props to you all!
Two Buck Chuck!
Comment by Rob
This “I only work one day a year” crap has got to stop, I am tired of making old man Clause’s beer runs!
Comment by othy
Hey is that Steve on the wall in there?
Comment by Andrew Seely
I know I don’t have antlers, but I swear that ID is real!!!
Comment by Bob
Yeah, I’ll take a 6 pack of Budweiser and an opposable thumb.
Comment by jeremy street
Most elaborate hunting stand… ever!
Comment by lukefish
Deer pressure.
Comment by Jeff Myers
“oh hey! you’re mclovin the 25-yr-old organ donor!”
Comment by scott b
Dang! I brought the doe, but forgot my ID
Comment by Brian R.
We’ll take a six pack of Stag!
Comment by Jeff Moulton
and the winner is…
once again, i’m going with the short and funny:
Deer pressure.
Comment by Jeff Myers
rock it, jeff. shoot me an email.
Give me four Reinbeers and a packet of pretzels please.
Two Buck Chuck!
This “I only work one day a year” crap has got to stop, I am tired of making old man Clause’s beer runs!
The real reason Rudolph’s nose is always red.
Hey is that Steve on the wall in there?
What do they mean “cash only”?
Deer, Do you mind being the DD?
I know I don’t have antlers, but I swear that ID is real!!!
Shortly after the death of his parents, Bambi falls off the wagon.
I wonder if they have a buck menu?
Deer 1-“I wonder if their open.”
Deer 2-“They’ve gotta be. All the lights are on!”
* Yeah, I’ll take a 6 pack of Budweiser and an opposable thumb.
*I dont care what Old Man Cringle ordered, he’s getting light beer.
* Too much vodka will give you doe-ble vision
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Proof that deer can’t read…it says, “Drive in”…stupid deer.
-or-
The reason why “Grandma got runned over by a reindeer”.
A great place for a stag night
Look at that sign. If they let incontinent dinosaurs and gun slinging genies in then we are in with a chance.
The evolution of the hunting blind…
Also available in the “On-coming vehicle” version.
What do you mean we have to be pulling a sled?
I thought you brought the money!
The DEER Emergent Movement’s Community meeting place.
Most elaborate hunting stand… ever!
“We do not serve deer at the window Bambi, I don’t care that your mom got murdered when you were just a baby.”
“Where did you hit the deer exactly sir?…Yeah we don’t cover that.”
Step 1 of a sinister plan to take back the woods: purchase Red-neck Bait.
It’s deer season. All the drunks are in the woods. Guess where the deer are.
Deer pressure.
hunting season started today. you’d drink too if you were always getting shot at.
did someone say “a 40 for 2 bucks”?!
In these rough economic times many have turned to the bottle to cope with their job loss…even at the north pole.
“Crap, I forgot my wallet, can you spot me on this one dear?”
“oh hey! you’re mclovin the 25-yr-old organ donor!”
I’ll have the salt lick-or with a side of parsley.
“So, do you suppose that’s lush grass or shag carpet in that lounge?”
Dang! I brought the doe, but forgot my ID
Proof that the civil rights movement has a ways to go – forcing deer to buy their beer at the back window instead of at the bar like everyone else.
ID please?
We’ll take a six pack of Stag!
comon really it’s me i am the yagermiester spokesman. i swear but i left my deer in my other hide.
We’d like some Two Buck Chuck please!
(okay it’s probably already been done, but I never read the comments first)
what, no shiner!? oh deer.
so the lounge portion of that sign, you want me to do that here?
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner in post