haven’t had one of these in a while. and this morning i was surfing blogs a bit, and came across john yip’s post (on his blog the wallah) about his trip to bali, along with a bunch of nice photos. but this photo was just screaming to me, “marko, pullll-eeeeze, make me into a caption contest!!” deadline: thursday morning, west-coast early. prize: a ys book of your choosing.
contenders:
After years of hostility, William McDonald finally decided to break from the family business and open his own, new look, creative restaurant. (dennis)
“i’m wuvin’ it!” (paul)
Not only is our Big Wac bigger, but it’s served upside-down! (josh)
When translating from the original greek text goes bad… (brian aaby)
While not as widespread, the McWilliams-ization of the world is still cause for concern in world cultures and markets. (kevin i)
For those who don’t understand that things in the southern hemisphere retain their orginal orientation. (andrew seely)
their new commercial: “bun seed sesame a on onion pickles cheese lettuce sauce special patties beef all two” (bobbie)
“In an attempt to stick it to the man, Serena and Venus open this new chain in Bali.” (brian edwards)
the winner:
this was a tough one. i almost went with “i’m wuvin’ it!”. but in the end, i’m going with the extremely witty:
For those who don’t understand that things in the southern hemisphere retain their orginal orientation. (andrew seely)
congrats, andrew!
Where is that dang Mc Clown?
After years of hostility, William McDonald finally decided to break from the family business and open his own, new look, creative restaurant.
It took awhile but Billy finallay found the hook he needed for his lemonade stand.
Oh great…another Eddie Murphy movie!
(in reference to “Coming To America” for all you 12 year old’s out there)
“Now a word from our corporate sponsor clown…McBilly D”
Coming to America 2 – The Return of another Prince to get his Bride and working @ another McDonalds rip-off errr Capitalism. Starring Chris Rock. With Adam Sandler as the owner of McWilliams
Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re McDonald’s… I’m McWilliam’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
“i’m wuvin’ it!”
Not only is our Big Wac bigger, but it’s served upside-down!
Hi Kids, I’m Willy McWilliams, not to be confused with Wally over at xxxchurch.com. I’m Bill, and well, he’s a Dick.
(Thank you, thank you, you’ve been a great audience! Please try the prime rib and don’t forget to tip your waitress! I’ll be here all week! Good night, everyone!)
I knew we shouldn’t have hired that blonde who got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s
When translating from the original greek text goes bad…
While not as widespread, the McWilliams-ization of the world is still cause for concern in world cultures and markets.
Hey Elmer, we got your “wascally wabbit” wight hewe. (insert best Fudd laugh here)
Secret Closed Door McDonald’s Meeting Dialogue:
Ronald: “Super-size Me” killed us, let’s try a different route”
For those who don’t understand that things in the southern hemisphere retain their orginal orientation.
Funded by Walmart?
their new commercial:
“bun seed sesame a on onion pickles cheese lettuce sauce special patties beef all two”
McWilliams, the other fried meat and home of the un-happy meal.
McWilliams, the other fried meat.
(in reference to late-2005 marko photo-contest)
Witness Protection recipient “Donald McWilliams” launches a new chain in Bali. Signage now reads “hundreds served.”
“In an attempt to stick it to the man, Serena and Venus open this new chain in Bali.”
this new church entrance is just one example of how Christian marketing “borrows” logos from other corporations
contest closed!
see winner in post.
Soooo close! So how about a half price YS book for second place?
After I wrote the comment, I actually had to do a search to make sure that Bali was in the southern hemisphere. Glad I was right.