photo in need of a caption

i’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation for this photo. but for our purposes, that explanation is: week two of our weekly march of photos in need of a caption. whatcha got for me? best one wins the ys book of your choice.

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(photo by roderick perkinson)

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The separate worlds of agriculture and Ewoks finally collide.
Comment by Joel Mayward

Down on the farm of the Flying Walendas.
Comment by Sue Havenor

Farmer Trust Building Wilderness Weekend
Comment by Kevin I

I want a helicopter, a million dollars, and a plane to a non extradition country.
Comment by cal

Members of the she-goat woman-haters club.
Comment by jonathon m

ONE…cut a whole in a box.
TWO…put your goat in that box…
Comment by Jeff Myers

Youth retreats in Narnia.
Comment by Jeff Myers

Mr. Chompers could only pray that the zombies wouldn’t be able to figure out the pulley system.
Comment by Jeff Myers

David Blaine’s greatest stunt yet
Comment by Gordon

After this trial run, Noah realized just how much bigger the ark would need to be.
Comment by Hannah

Time to call in the “Goat Whisperer” to talk him down
Comment by Todd

AND THE WINNER IS…

Youth retreats in Narnia.
Comment by Jeff Myers

once again, jeff! you’re not going to have any need to actually buy any ys books! shoot me an email.

62 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. Ok, so that’s the last time I’m going to say goat before cow when I sing “Old McDonald had a farm”.

  2. GE started using experimental goat technology for the new power grids in Wyoming when sheep didn’t cut it.

  3. The “Leviticus 16:22 station” at 1st Community Church’s drive-thru Passion Play was marred by PETA protestors shouting, “TURN AROUND! GO BACK!

  4. Robin of Locksley: “What are you doing up there?!?”

    Goat: “Guessing. I’m guessing there’s no one coming.”

  5. Luke 15:4 “”If a man has a hundred sheep and one of them gets lost, what will he do?” look in the suspended crate, because he’s more than likely hiding from you…

  6. Or

    Inside look at Animal Planet’s new reality TV show…Animal Fear Factor. Sadly it was never picked up due to lack of Rogan…

  7. In descending the mountain, Billy definitely took a wrong left turn.

    The high ground gives the goat the advantage over the hunter.

    All I’m sayin’ is I got ideas for a new paintball twist…

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