photo in need of a caption

ah, yes, monday. i have a half dozen overly serious posts swirling around; so let’s start the week with this. the prize, as usual, is absolutely stunning: it’s the admiration (and possible even jealousy) of everyone else who didn’t win. bring on your best captions!

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John Freese
runner-up in the breast cancer awareness float contest…

Michael Kane
I love trust falls

Trey Bledsoe
Legion…The Musical

henry cesena
The Pink Flower is hoping for the Bee to land and continue the Cycle of life.

Chris Webe
No, Bishop, I didn’t think this morning’s liturgical dance piece was over the top at all. Which part was it that bothered you?

Andrew Seely
Finally, “the sex talk” gets interesting.

some great ones this time, but i’m gonna call the winner as…

andrew seely, with “finally, ‘the sex talk’ gets interesting.” freakin’ hilarious, andrew. i raise a cold something-or-other to you!

40 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “In a gadda da vida, honey
    Don’t you know that I’m lovin’ you
    In a gadda da vida, baby
    Don’t you know that I’ll always be true”
    – Iron Butterfly

  2. Iranian military tests their latest stealth technology. Speculation is that this could be the delivery system for their first nuclear weapon.

  3. RPM, Inc (Revelation Prophetic Ministries, Incorporated) finally gives us beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt proof that we really are living in the end-times by capturing on film what St. John must have seen in Revelation 6:8:

    “And I looked up and saw a “horse” whose color was pale green like a corpse. And Death was the name of its rider, who was followed around by the Grave. They were given authority over one-fourth of the earth, to kill with the sword and famine and disease and wild animals.”

  4. Onlookers were horrified today at a Maypole festival when the notorious super-villian “Black Butterfly” and his Pink Pupa’s crashed the party. Many eye-witnesses were confused by the Butterfly’s purpose for taking the celebrated Maypole but contended that it may result in hilarious consequences. Festival was postponed and resheduled for late June.

  5. Epic youth talk illustration fail: “So you see students, after removing their purity rings, the pink people are pleading and praying to no avail. But look whose dominion they’re under now? Once you pop, you can’t stop!”

  6. No, Bishop, I didn’t think this morning’s liturgical dance piece was over the top at all. Which part was it that bothered you?

  7. Seriously guys, i saw this in a new book i just bought – and there’s a spiritual lesson I can tell you about when we get back to the church.

  8. From Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody

    “Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
    for me
    for me”

  9. This “loose” interpretation of John baptizing Jesus proves yet again “There is no real substitution for the Holy Spirit.”

  10. love the sex talk one Adam…I couldn’t stop laughing, people in my office are wondering what is going on!

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