photo in need of a caption

ah, tuesday morning. my only day in the office this week. so, let’s have a caption contest! winner gets a big attaboy or attagirl, and the admiration of dozens!

(thanks to rob craig for pointing this bad boy out)

CONTENDERS

Ryan S.
Attempting to fill the void left at the cancellation of “The Flying Nun,” ABC is set to debut this fall Father MicMichael, in “The Flying Father.”

Trey Bledsoe
Before chair lifts, the Germans invented a means, patterned after a hot air balloon, to fart your way back up the mountain.

matt
Charlie Brown: “Linus WAS right! Although the Great Pumpkin is not quite was I expected.”

Gman
What Tic Long was doing between his transition of YS and YS.

Todd L.
“Pope-ing” the half-pipe

lester
the flying nun has not aged well!

Jeff Moulton
Does this make my butt look big?

Kirk Moore
#23 on the list of times one can fart with no one noticing.

and the winner is…

a TIE!

Todd L.
“Pope-ing” the half-pipe

lester
the flying nun has not aged well!

congrats, todd l. and lester! i raise a glass of sumpin’ to you!

35 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. After a few horrible accidents in the 2010 Olympics, safety standards for the 2014 Olympics just got ridiculous.

  2. Attempting to fill the void left at the cancellation of “The Flying Nun,” ABC is set to debut this fall Father MicMichael, in “The Flying Father.”

  3. The original Caped Crusader, Snow Bunny, just didn’t strike fear in the hearts of criminals.

    Before chair lifts, the Germans invented a means, patterned after a hot air balloon, to fart your way back up the mountain.

  4. Knowing how sensitive he was about his combover, nobody had the nerve to tell Father O’ Striker that he was wearing his Snuggie backwards…

  5. The Gazelle is alright, but here we see Tony Little trying out his new invention “The Buzzard.” Available for three easy payments of $19.95 from HSN.

  6. Ever-desperate to shake his “Flying Tomato” nickname, Shaun White has resorted to use of props in support of his new self-chosen moniker: The Dark Dirigible.

    But seriously, Pope-ing the half-pipe has my vote of confidence.

  7. Once past Winter Olympic event Snow Gliding was the real-life inspiration for Rocky the Flying Squirrel…we couldn’t show the inspiration for Bullwinkle b/c this is a family program.

  8. The lesser known White Baron continually tries to win the affection of the German people (and his mother) that his brother, Red, unjustly stole away.

  9. With a major wedgie from the German ski team, chaplain Franz can’t escape the taunts of his new nickname, “Picaboo Streak”

  10. Upon realising that he had unknowingly tucked his cape into his underpants during his visit to the lavatory in full view of his parishioners, Father O’Reilly proceeded to launch himself towards the cliff’s edge- just to avoid the embarrassment that would surely ensue;

    …he really was a proud bastard.

  11. all of Hollywood is grateful that Dracenstein at the Winter Olympics never made it off the cutting room floor

  12. The Bond series almost never recovered when MGM thought an older, more mature Bond would fly (apparently with training parachute attached) in…

    007: Savings Bonds Are The Safe Bet

  13. pbj… you get extra points in my book simply for referencing “Better Off Dead”…. bravo my friend!

  14. I know the contest is closed, but this wouldn’t have won anyway. I’m really torn between “What the youth minister does when the kids aren’t looking” and “What the youth minister does when the kids ARE looking.”

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