yeah, let’s start the week off with a bang! bring it.
CONTENDERS
man, there are some funny ones this time around. i kept laughing today while reading them, as they came in. thanks to all who suggested captions, and keep ’em coming ’til sometime tues afternoon or eve; but here’s my current list of contenders…
Othy
Sweden’s got talent
Rob
Brett Favre’s day off
Shawn
The beginning of Rudolph’s inferiority complex…
Todd L
The whole “Pied Tubist” gig wasn’t quite working out the way Klaus expected.
Brian Pengelly
After Captain Hans tragically misunderstood the new “uniforms optional” policy of the Salvation Army he was reassigned to a new rural congregation.
Rob
Gary Larson: the college years
Jeramy
Caption above the middle reindeer, “Now that’s a nice flugelhorn!”
pbj
dawn patrol/early worship didn’t go so well at this year’s retreat
Brett Evans
John Philip Sousa’s Christmas Eve dream.
(a trifecta from) Chris Saulnier
Dancer and prancer no, no, no don’t make eye contact.
Cover photo of John Tesch’s latest album.
Reindeer placement is more important than you think.
Al Ronberg
Every now and then, Santa wanted a turn on the Naughty List!
AND THE WINNER IS…
this was the hardest contest to choose a winner in a while. so many truly funny submissions! but, since my son max went into detail during the carpool this morning, describing the photo and quoting Chris Saulnier’s “Dancer and prancer no, no, no don’t make eye contact.” word-for-word, i’m gonna have to go with that one. it made me laugh out loud more than once.
And who ever said beer and reindeers couldn’t mix?
who did you say suggested this retreat speaker?
Sweden’s got talent
Our wooden shoes are so comfortable you won’t want to wear anything else
Brett Favre’s day off
The hills are alive… and hiding their eyes!
In other news, Nike introduces its new line of clogs through polka superstar Jimmy Sturr.
The Tuba Slayer- Coming to a Theater near You
The beginning of Rudolph’s inferiority complex…
He could understand not wearing any pants, but clogs in February was just unacceptable! Harry just couldn’t muster up enough excitement to listen to Sven’s latest rendition of “Bad Romance”.
Horny in the Alps.
Stuart Murray is taking this whole “Naked Anabaptist” thing a bit too far.
The whole “Pied Tubist” gig wasn’t quite working out the way Klaus expected.
After Captain Hans tragically misunderstood the new “uniforms optional” policy of the Salvation Army he was reassigned to a new rural congregation.
your shoes are a little overstated…
Gary Larson: the college years
As the deer panteth for the water. . .
Caption above the middle reindeer, “Now that’s a nice flugelhorn!”
Like most fjords, Sognefjord has implemented a strict “no wooden shoes / no euphonium, no service” policy.
no cation but where in the world do you find these things Mark ;)
forgot the “p” should be caption
Riiiiiiiiiiiiicollaaaaaaaaaaa!
dawn patrol/early worship didn’t go so well at this year’s retreat
or
the new Crocs ad campaign (Crocs…they’re all you need) is still a work in progress
After a short time of worship, Adam will begin preaching his sermon to the reindeer from Genesis 3:21.
Michael blow your horn…
It’s only after you pass the “focus test” that you can receive the coveted “antlers of discernment”. Obviously Billy and Tim just weren’t ready.
John Philip Sousa’s Christmas Eve dream.
So much for using loud music to rid the town of their reindeer infestation.
There is only one man to call when the deer infestation gets bad – The Pied Tuba Player of Portland
The reindeer fraternity has taken hazing to a new level.
answer: clearly it was yes
mom’s jeapordy like question: If you’re friends told you to strip naked except for your clogs and go play the tuba for the reindeer at the lake, would you?
why youth pastor’s should never play truth or dare with their students
Deer 1: Man, this guy has been following us for days
Deer 2: I can’t look away….
Deer 3: Sure, his horn is cool, but does he have two?
Dancer and prancer no, no, no don;t make eye contact.
Cover photo of John Tesch’s latest albam?
Reindeer placement is more important than you think.
Randy proves that he truly loves playing tuba and is indeed not just overcompensating.
Every now and then, Santa wanted a turn on the Naughty List!
Nature calls
At band camp, Sven the foreign exchange student, misunderstood his section leader’s strong suggestion to “get buck nekkid with the clogs by morning, or else!”
In a rare moment captured on film, both caribou and bighorn cohabitate in proximity together.
The reindeer could clearly see this guys nuts…
reindeer hell
Only in Alaska.
the locals weren’t so happy that Larry thought he was the cucumber in VeggieTales
i’m going to add one myself (riffing a bit on gman’s “only in alaska”):
from the pilot of “sarah palin’s alaska”, the new show coming this fall
(really, it is a new show.) i’ll disqualify myself, even though that’s darn funny!
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at bottom of post