ooh, this one’s got potential (especially with halloween just around the corner)…
(ht to ken, via email)
CONTENDERS
Jeff Slack
As James got older, he found that peaches didn’t float his boat any longer.
Matthew McNutt
When the deacon board told the Pastor to have the yacht back by midnight, they weren’t kidding around. All he had left were the glass cuff-links.
Kurt
The Gourds Must Be Crazy
Rob
Okotoberfest in Escanaba
Chad Farrand
Hey frank, does this kayak make my butt look big?
pbj
sometimes Noah just had to get away
Andrew Seely
Michael row your gourd ashore, hallelujah!!
Ken
Attempting to keep his creative gaming ideas afloat, Les Christie demonstrates another new game at the San Diego NYWC.
brock
“Stop looking at me swan!!!”
Chris Saulnier
Grandpa?
max oestreicher
the x games’ new sport
Tony
Niagara Falls in a barrel? Child’s play
and the winner is…
sorry, a day late and a dollar short — but here we go!
there were a few really choice ones here, and they wildly differed from more literal descriptions to biblical references to funny-but-cryptic references to old SNL skits. so, i’m gonna call a winning tie, with two close runners-up:
winners:
pbj
sometimes Noah just had to get away
and
brock
“Stop looking at me swan!!!”
closer runners-up:
Ken
Attempting to keep his creative gaming ideas afloat, Les Christie demonstrates another new game at the San Diego NYWC.
and
Chris Saulnier
Grandpa?
Pastor Henry trying to one-up the church down the road’s Trunk or Treat.
As James got older, he found that peaches didn’t float his boat any longer.
The new halloween themed depends serve two purposes.
In his retirement days, Peter found other uses for his pumpkin shell.
Captain Stubing decided to integrate both ideas …Wal-mart greeter and Halloween on the Love Boat!!!
“You should see the watermellon boat!”
When the deacon board told the Pastor to have the yacht back by midnight, they weren’t kidding around. All he had left were the glass cuff-links.
didn’t quite make it home before midnight…
Escaping from Witch Mountain isn’t as easy as it looks.
After the first days of filming, it became painfully obvious why Meryll Streep hadn’t re-upped for “River Wild 2”
The Gourds Must Be Crazy
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater decided it was time to kick the wife out of the pumpkin shell and go on a cruise!
The Old Lady in the Shoe finally got her remodel, and in a down economy no less!
Okotoberfest in Escanaba
The Professor finally finds a way off Gilligan’s Island
Hey frank, does this kayak make my butt look big?
Cinderfella: a river guide’s tale from the rest home
or
Rock-n-Water’s retirement plan
(for those of you unfamiliar with Rock n Water – http://www.rocknwater.com/)
or
What happens when you mix a former youth pastor/river rat, a little too much Mountain Dew Voltage, a gaggle of senior ladies and the phrase “creative pumpkin carving contest”
or
I said I wanted a boat that was pumpkin colored not a pumpkin boat
or
sometimes Noah just had to get away
or
Youth Pastors never really die, they just climb into their magic pumpkin kayak and float off into the hereafter
or
for some reason the Tolkien estate wasn’t happy with the original rewrite for Gandalf’s arrival at the Shire
sorry – way too many entries to deserve consideration, that’s just too good of a picture
what’s with the wing-like thing on the side?
I don’t see what’s so great about this pumpkin Charlie Brown.
I said…. “its a gourd, not come on board!!!!”
That takes guts……
Michael row your gourd ashore, hallelujah!!
Attempting to keep his creative gaming ideas afloat, Les Christie demonstrates another new game at the San Diego NYWC.
bubbarella
“Stop looking at me swan!!!”
“Oh my gourd!”
Grandpa?
Old Man Johnson makes the best of trading his bass boat for some “magic beans”.
the x games’ new sport
Two words – hot wax!
60 years ago one of the very first youth ministers had a great idea for a game: Let’s have the kids paddle around Lake Michigan in pumpkins! He didnt factor in the reality that the race would take so long.
What? I swear it was empty when i found it.
Niagara Falls in a barrel? Child’s play.
The real reason Linus never saw the Great Pumpkin.
OR
The Great Pumpkin finally comes out of hiding.
Look, I know it’s closed, but I totally vote for brock and “stop looking at me swan”
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner(s) at bottom of post