photo in need of a caption

i’ve hesitated about using this pic as a photo in need of a caption. but, c’mon, nothing shows. and, after my ‘loony dook‘ (a.k.a. polar bear plunge) experience in the freezing waters of lake geneva, wisconsin, a couple weeks ago, it just seemed time.

bring it on.

captionicebreaking

CONTENDERS

Ron Whitler
Youth pastor Biff realized that canceling this years volunteer training event was a mistake just as newly-recruited Mr. Jones began explaining the icebreaker he had chosen for the annual winter retreat for students.

Jonathan Odom
Nice axe!

Lance
In the later years of his life, Marko found that his “kilt-free” loony dook drew less and less of a crowd.

Othy
Northern Exposure

jeremy street
oh Im a lumberjack and Im ok…

brian aaby
Acadamy Award Winner Tom Hanks is back in “Castaway 2: Alaska”

Larry Darnell
Circa 2025, The Green Bay Packers reconsider asking Brett Favre to come out of retirement again…

and the winner is…
gonna have to go with othy’s simple and funny “Northern Exposure”. good stuff, othy. i lift my coffee cup in your honor.

50 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. Youth pastor Biff realized that canceling this years volunteer training event was a mistake just as newly-recruited Mr. Jones began explaining the icebreaker he had chosen for the annual winter retreat for students.

  2. In the later years of his life, Marko found that his “kilt-free” loony dook drew less and less of a crowd.

  3. …and this is where the youth pastor makes a mental note not to invite Billy Bob to the annual winter retreat

  4. After a lesson on respect, our newest volunteer Marv gave a 6th grader a melvin. This was unanimously decided as his punishment.

  5. the retirement home’s attempt to make a slasher movie failed when they mixed up the “recipe for success” (gore, gratuitous nudity, disturbing antagonist) and came up with “gratuitously nude and old Al Gore” in the film An Inconvenient Nude

  6. I don’t have a good one, but I vote for Othy’s “Northern Exposure”, followed by Nathan’s “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”. Not that this is a democracy, but I’m voting anyway.

  7. Just when you thought that it couldn’t get worse than the ‘Fargo’ ending, the Coen Brothers come up with this. Coming this Spring, ‘Lake Geneva’.

  8. In the everyday one-up-manship of reality TV: EXTREME ICE FISHING!!! Next on Discovery…

    Not a caption but a question: Would you rather jump out of a helicopter and catch a marlin with your hands or fish like the dude in the pic? (if don’t know what I am talking about with the helicopter/marlin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2n3rMmlCrA )

  9. Old naked man with axe wonders why his picture wasn’t weird enough without having to be photoshopped onto some iced-up river with a badly drawn hole in it.

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