photo in need of a caption

on monday mornings, i normally try to have a substantive blog post. but, due to a weekend that was both relaxing and full, that didn’t happen this week. so i will unapologetically go with this most-amazing photo caption.

let me get the obvious caption out of the way:

NINJA PIG!

ok. now, you provide the better captions, and i’ll pick a winner. the honor of winning this baby is beyond words, baby.

CONTENDERS

chris
“Richard was about to find out that selling Mary Kay just wasn’t his thing.”

Dennis
Mmm.. Bacon

Russ
Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.
(marko comment: this is FANTASTIC)

Sean Meade
Bibleman’s arch nemesis

Todd L.
“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”
(marko comment: also quite funny!)

pbj
deleted scene from the Jesus film (youth version): Demon Pigs from Matthew 8:32

Josh
If only he had read the sign earlier that said “wolf convention ahead”.

leslie
oh grandmother, what large nostrils you have…
(marko comment: so fantastically random!)

Tim Mauriello
Worst. Harry Potter costume. Ever.

Jeff Moulton
Survivor: Arkansas

and the wiener is…

tough call — and runner-up mentions to
Todd L.
“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”
Jeff Moulton
Survivor: Arkansas

but i’m going to call the winner as…
Russ
Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.

40 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. ^^ Too many babies.

    “Richard was about to find out that selling Mary Kay just wasn’t his thing.”

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  4. After all the abuse, the pigs finally see the light of their salvation in the form of Ms. Piggy. Now, those birds will really see what ‘angry’ is!!!

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  6. “This little piggie cried, ‘To infinity and beyond . . .’ all the way home . . .”

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