time for a contest — haven’t had one in a LONG time!
best caption gets a book of your choice from YS. i’ll close it off sometime in the beginning of next week.
CONTENDERS:
famous last pranks (patrick)
simply youth ministry (dana) [marko comment: i’m not even sure why this is funny, but it made me laugh!]
LOST: SEASON 12
With the ammo all gone and the virus out of control, “the others” resort to new methods of intimidation (jeff m)
September 23, 2018: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally discover the weapon of mass destruction. (brian aaby)
The cover illustration from the new YS book, “Play It! Bloopers and Outtakes” (scott b)
capture the flag taken to a whole new level (colin)
Time Capsule from Marko’s First Youth Ministry Discovered. EPA cautions local inhabitants to stay clear. (chris marsden)
The unearthed alien pod was said to contain the building blocks to a new, better tomorrow, unfortunately it was Bill’s last day and the pod was extremely sensitive to sound (kevin i)
CONTEST CLOSED
funny stuff — but the one that got the loudest response from me was the creative brian aaby, with…
September 23, 2018: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally discover the weapon of mass destruction.
Astronauts discover the “emergent manifesto scrolls” on the moon, dated back to 5000 B.C.
This marked the last day that the bomb squad ever referred to Dave as “Ol’ Steady Hands”.
LOST: SEASON 12
With the ammo all gone and the virus out of control, “the others” resort to new methods of intimidation.
Simply Youth Ministry
famous last pranks
Even after the nuclear disaster, youth ministers still love water balloon games.
To Bob the Germaphobe: “I’m telling you, my lunch is just as safe in this brown bag as yours is in that!”
September 23, 2018: George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally discover the weapon of mass destruction.
No, dude, I’m telling you, if we light this and leave it outside Marko’s door, he’ll stomp on it man.
The cover illustration from the new YS book, “Play It! Bloopers and Outtakes”
Burying the remains of “Blue Flame” boxer shorts, circa Summer Camp 2005
wait
wait
you forgot your lunch
Hey Johnson, isn’t that Jimmy Hoffa down there?
Bomb squad practical joke #21 – “He is SO going to jump when I pop this paper bag behind him!”
when the dust cleared it was obvious to the youth pastor that this wide game was never going to make it into the IDEAS book.
Marko and Tic testing some of the latest Purpose Driven Games for the upcoming NYWC.
What This!
I meant “Watch This”
capture the flag taken to a whole new level
Bobby sweetie, before you sink completely into the gigantic field of quicksand and die a terrible death, don’t forget your lunch.
Bobby:Thanks Mom.
The unearthed alien pod was said to contain the building blocks to a new, better tomorrow, unfortunately it was Bill’s last day and the pod was extremely sensitive to sound
“Jimmy and Billy’s terd launcher doesn’t make a lot of sense to space cowboys”
The Cubs Win the World Series
Faster than cooking in a microwave!
New jiffy pop instructions.
“Cook on HIGH for .0000000005 Seconds”
Saulnier
Bob forgets that there is a good time and there is a bad time to explode an air-filled paper bag near the ears of a colleague. This was a bad time.
contest closed. winner announced in post. thanks for playing!
The first time I read that one, I didn’t get it, but I just thought about it some more…good stuff!
Dang. Missed the contest, thats what I get for missing a few days.