once again, thanks to kevin winningham for sending me this beauty. oh, so many possibilities here!
a free copy of my new book for parents (which releases in december), understanding your young teen, goes to the winner!
CONTENDERS
laughed out loud at some of these.
Jeff Simpson
It was a rough start to the What Would Jesus Drive? campaign.
Justin Roberts
…Jesus wrecked…shortest verse in the Bible
Shane Mullin
This is my van, broken for you…
landon
the most awkward part is the tow truck driver is an atheist.
Gman
Looking back: The David Crowder Band – the Early Years.
Taylor
Tow truck driver: Wow, this is totally metaphorical.
Jesus Rodriguez: Que?
Brock
For some reason Jesus van would always lose power when he entered his hometown!
Othy
The Christian version of “Scooby Doo” just didn’t do as well as the makers of “Fireproof” expected.
Jason
And lo on the third day, the garage door was rolled away like a stone, and two mechanics in white greeted the women. “Your van is not here. It has risen! Come, see the place where it lay!”
Jeremy
Dangit Jim, Im a carpenter, not a mechanic.
Matt
Sadly, Judas, who was a lover of money, spent all that the disciples had on some SICK rims, leaving no money for gas.
Tim Falk
If you REALLY are the Van of God…tow yourself!
AND THE WINNER IS…
this was tough this time! i’m here at the middle school ministry campference, doing some final prep with kurt johnston and scott rubin, and we all voted. we came up with a top three:
third place honorable mention:
Othy
The Christian version of “Scooby Doo” just didn’t do as well as the makers of “Fireproof” expected.
runner-up (so dang funny!):
Taylor
Tow truck driver: Wow, this is totally metaphorical.
Jesus Rodriguez: Que?
taking the prize (brilliant):
Shane Mullin
This is my van, broken for you…
shoot me an email, shane, so i can keep it in my inbox and remember to send you the prize when it comes out in december!
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The J-Team.
It was a rough start to the What Would Jesus Drive? campaign.
…And the radiator was holey too
Jesus is the rock, and he rolls my – what? Ohhhh…
…Jesus wrecked…shortest verse in the Bible
Who is helping who? Romans 8:28
Jesus’ (van) died for you.
With your own eyes you saw those great trials, those signs and great wonders. – Deuteronomy 29:3
Getting hooked on Jesus.
The only time Jesus was ever saved by man…
This is my van, broken for you…
Who knew? Jesus was living in a van down by the river!
Hooked up with Jesus.
Never leave home without Jesus…….and your AAA card.
the most awkward part is the tow truck driver is an atheist.
A picture of Jesus Junk!
The question has finally been answered: He’d call a tow truck!
Looking back: The David Crowder Band – the Early Years.
I PITY DA FOOL!
Turns out that Matthew wasn’t a tax collector, but a repo man…
Jesus Saved!
Tow truck driver: Wow, this is totally metaphorical.
Jesus Rodriguez: Que?
I always knew someone would take Carrie Underwood too literally!
When tow trucks break down… He offers then roadside asdistance.
“I dont always drink beer, but when I do. I drink Dos Equis”
I don’t know why I have found this photo more compelling than past ones, but I have spent waaay too much of this morning (my day off) giggling at this – I guess it’s why I still work with teenagers. :) Here’s a couple more:
Are you in good hands?
Shane Claiborne’s Jesus for President campaign gets off to a rocky start.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Jesus demonstrates to the disciples the importance of being in one Accord.
“Great! The battery’s dead. You just couldn’t resist playing with the lights could you, John?”
Blessed are the tow-truckers, for they shall see God.
For some reason Jesus van would always lose power when he entered his hometown!
“And Simon the Cyrene starteth a towing business.”
the little known Luke 23:26 addition in a few of the less reputable but early manuscripts
(exiting the temple) “Come on!… I swear I plugged the meter.”
M Night Shyamalan’s early symbolic pitch for “The Passion of the Christ” which was of course set in Philadelphia (as are all of his movies) was thankfully rejected when Mel Gibson stepped in with a more historical take
When it comes to Jesus, the question you have to ask is “Are you a Van or a Vollower.”
The Christian version of “Scooby Doo” just didn’t do as well as the makers of “Fireproof” expected.
For his tire was blown for our sins, his axle cracked for our transgressions…
And lo on the third day, the garage door was rolled away like a stone, and two mechanics in white greeted the women. “Your van is not here. It has risen! Come, see the place where it lay!”
Also, Joseph of Arimathea Towing Company. (C)
1. Dangit Jim, Im a carpenter, not a mechanic.
2. Godimus Prime, transform and roll out!
The Race-Across-America JESUS racing team suffered an early setback, but would later win the race by a huge margin when the SATAN team vanished in Las Vegas.
Jesus took the wheel and went crazy!
Sadly, Judas, who was a lover of money, spent all that the disciples had on some SICK rims, leaving no money for gas.
If you REALLY are the Van of God…tow yourself!
And finally, Mater found Jesus…
Gettin’ riggy wit it
I don’t have a caption (strange I know – long day). But I am curious, does that van really need the emergency lights on top?
“Is that really Jesus driving a van? Nope, it’s just Chuck Testa…”
Glad my dad has AAA.
Who knew 3,000,000 tracts would blow all four tires?
as much as i want to win – othy’s is HILARIOUS.