didn’t have time to write a post for today, but there’s always time for a photo in need of a caption. especially when alert readers like kevin winningham send you awesome photos like this one. hey, this one could have brought about a revival of my old “jesus junk of the month” posts!
He decended into shell.
Shell we pray
Jesus’ favorite band was David Chowder
Led like a clam to the slaughter
The one that got away was this big
Jesus de Milo
Jesus on the half shell
she sells Je-shells by the seashore…
Jesus the Savior of the sole.
“Just as I clam, without one plea,”
“behold, the clam of God”
“Do nothing out of Shellfish ambition”
Lead us not into crustaceans…
and the winner is…
this one was really tough for me to call! many of these made me literally laugh out loud.
but i think my fav is Tim Gleason’s “Jesus de Milo”. So, tim, i applaud you, toast you, and tip my hat to you (well, i would if i were wearing a hat). your prize: free entrance into the Simply Youth Ministry Conference, starting only moments ago in Louisville, KY!**
**conditions: you must have previously paid for registration, and must already be there. so, basically, while the event will surely be awesome, this prize sucks.