photo in need of a caption

stripey guy!

saw this the other day and felt the guy must have conceived that outfit and bike, then gone riding, just hoping to get his pic on the internet in a place where i would find it and make it into a photo in need of a caption. right.

prize: your choice of The Youth Cartel books, in digital form (either The Youth Cartel’s Unauthorized Dictionary of Youth Ministry, Masterpiece: The Art of Discipling Teenagers, or Leading Up: Finding Influence in the Church Beyond Role and Experience).

CONTENDERS!

so many great entries this time. trying to narrow it to the best of the best…

Todd
Suddenly Tom realized that he was a long way from Who-ville.

Scott
Where’d I put my zebra crocs?

Todd
Where are they now? Yukon Cornelius hits rock bottom

Dave Wollan
Peter’s miraculous escape from prison

The Misfit Toy
… meanwhile his accomplice is pick pocketing all the gawkers, a criminal mastermind.

David Hanson
“Catching up with Lance Armstrong after 20 years in prison.”

Chris Adkins
Some days even Dr. Seuss feels a little emo.

Todd O
…meanwhile, in Sweden…

Eric
Looks like Crowder* is having an identity crisis after leaving the band!

Brian Aaby
Huffy Presents: The Zoolander

Ellis Carson
One of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not the same. One of these kids is doing his own thing. That is how we play our game.

and the winner is…

tough one. more than a few really, really funny captions this time. had to call in jeannie and max to help me.

jeannie picked Scott’s “Where’d I put my zebra crocs?”
max picked Todd O’s “…meanwhile, in Sweden…”

so we’ll call you both winners, Scott and Todd O. shoot me an email ([email protected]) and we’ll get you sorted with your prize!

46 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “I just broke out of prison…should I change my clothes? No…no…that’s what all criminals do – get rid of the prison stripes – they’ll be expecting that. I know! I’ll add MORE stripes! They’ll never see that coming!”

  2. Last time I let my wife go shopping for me. I asked for a striped shirt, a comfy pair of shoes, and a mountain bike.

  3. “You mean I don’t live in the book The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. I was so looking forward to hanging out with Cindy Lou Who.”

  4. Be aware, we have an escaped convicted from Whoville prison. He’s considered armed and in violation of the “do not wear purple Crocs after Labor day” law. Tackle on site!

  5. I don’t have a caption. But I must say, the purple crocs and handlebar ‘stache are the PERFECT complements to this…um…ensemble?

  6. I’m so glad there are finally some captions about the crocs! Dude went to a LOT of trouble for every other aspect of his look, then wore those?

  7. After watching a few episodes of Duck Dynasty, and realizing that hillbillies can make millions by creating innovative hunting tools, Billy-ray retreated to the factory, grew heis beard, and set his sights on the illusive zebra…

  8. “Someday outbid me for Dorothy’s ruby slippers on eBay. These Crocs were all I could afford.”

  9. While riding down street, Ted silently vows to never make crazy bets with his wife again, no matter how certain he feels that he knows who won the Best Actress Oscar in 1952.

  10. Edward Crocinski, designer of Crocs shoes and outspoken advocate for their acceptance as a fashion accessory, pictured here testing his latest model.

  11. It’s inevitable: the candidate that the search committee will recommend your church hire as the next youth pastor after you leave will be the guy who listed under “Previous Experience” on his resume: Replacement Referee For the National Football League

  12. Stripenomia: The reaction to an overcontrolling parent not allowing their child to leave the house without matching for 18 consecutive years.

  13. One of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not the same. One of these kids is doing his own thing. That is how we play our game.

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