ride the lobster

photo in need of a caption, kidmin edition

yeah, we need a photo in need of a caption this week, i think. it’s been a while. and you guys (well, those who bother to enter!) make me laugh.

this time around, i’m gonna give away a complete set of The Youth Cartel’s newest downloadable curriculum Viva: Known. these four sessions focus on learning about the character and mission of Jesus through his conversations with those around him.

ok — plenty of youth workers have some responsibility for children’s ministry also. so let’s call this the kidmin edition of photo in need of a caption. whatcha got?

ride the lobster

CONTENDERS (the best of the best!)

Mike
Stop playing with your food.

Scott
Anybody got another quarter?

Chris Wyatt
Ten years before her first pot. Ten minutes before his last.

Kevin I
Tryin’ to catch me ridin Nephropidirty

Diane Jones
Let us pray for the new youth leaders.

Richard C Mobbs
Thanks, mom. Couldn’t pop 25 cents for the ride outside the supermarket.

Chad Inman
The next Sea World controversy…

AND THE WINNER IS…

once again, a tough call and a close race. but the one that actually made me LOL, literally, was Diane Jones’ “Let us pray for the new youth leaders.”

congrats, diane! you win!

32 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption, kidmin edition”

  1. In order to teach his daughter the family business, Steve Irwin had her first learn to wrestle lobsters…they are much more kid friendly than crocs. Crickey!

  2. Two for today:

    Leaked photos from J.J. Abrahm’s upcoming “Aquaman” film.

    “Start children off on the way they should go, and even when they are old they will not turn from it.” (Proverbs 22:6)

  3. “Why, if Ariel was my daughter, I’d show her who was boss. None of this flitting to the surface and other such nonsense. No, sir! I’d keep her under tight control.”

  4. They told me if I gave the little one a ride, I would get some time in the hot tub later.

  5. Oh where is sponge bob and squid ward when you need them…I sure do miss the krusty crab….

  6. Rejected VBS game idea- kosher relay

    Objective: students will learn the levitical food laws while racing on unclean foods (side note: probably shouldn’t use scavengers for this one)

  7. There’s a lobster loose! Cover yourself with hot butter and carry lemons just in case! (borrowed from 1970′s Atlanta radio)

  8. God: “Can you catch Leviathan with a hook or put a noose around its jaw?”
    Job: NO!! But i can catch Leviathan with a cute kid!!!

  9. TMZ – *Leaked set photos* First exclusive look at the crustacean-based remake of Dan Brown’s controversial novel of catholic church/illumaniti cover up about Jesus and Mary Magdalene… “Da Pinchy Code”

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