i’ve had this baby sitting in my drafts for a long time. time to let it breathe some air. and, of course, time to subject it to the snarky brilliance of whyismarko captioners. bring it! (this is going to be a quick judging round, because i leave for vacation tomorrow, and have to wrap it up prior to hitting the road — so don’t dawdle).
Maybe for next year’s junior high mission trip we should put a little more effort into planning our “free day” activity.
VBS before PETA… yeah, it really was an adventure…
“You see, Doreen? It’s just like Shannon and Beth’s ponies, except it can EAT their ponies!”
Mary had a little lamb,
Freddy had a pup,
Suzy had a crocodile
it ate the others up
Being the youth pastor’s daughter meant having to test out all the new ideas for youth-group games.
next slide… doreen rides a porcupine with not so great results
It’s OK, she’s the senior pastors kid!
and, a day earlier than i normally close these babies down and call a winner, since i’m leaving for a vacation this morning… it’s time:
we have a weiner
i woulda given it to rob if he’s stopped with “VBS before PETA” (sometimes shorter is better!). so i’m going with jennifer’s “Being the youth pastor’s daughter meant having to test out all the new ideas for youth-group games.” (though it would have been even stronger as “Being the youth pastor’s daughter meant Doreen had to test out all the new ideas for youth-group games.”
oh, and an honorable mention to tom seward, who all the way over in africa (mali?), wrote that cute little poem!