photo in need of a caption, santa edition

there’s 185 of these hilarious pics here.

but let’s use this one as a holiday caption contest:

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CONTENDERS

What? I just told them that not even I can find a Wii this Christmas! (marty)

“For the last time! That was not me kissing your mommy!” (jeff moulton)

The moment at which Harold realized the similarities between being Santa Claus and being a senior pastor. (jeff moulton)

Ebenezer Scrooge in Hell. (jeff myers)

1983; Twins Jenna and Barbara Bush with family friend Dick Cheney as Santa. (brian aaby)

Ever wonder why Santa never had children? (krista)

Sisters Cindy and Mindy have a meltdown after Santa shares with them that he and Mrs. Claus will be attending Hannah Montana and not them. (brian edwards)

“2 weeks to Cancun…..2 weeks to Cancun….” (bob)

WINNER

oops — almost forgot to declare a winner on this one! i’m gonna go with brian edwards and this one:
Sisters Cindy and Mindy have a meltdown after Santa shares with them that he and Mrs. Claus will be attending Hannah Montana and not them.
made me laugh out loud. email me, brian.

55 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption, santa edition”

  1. Len, Jen, Marko,
    I’ve never been one to be against off-color remarks. I enjoy my locker room talk as much as the next guy. But everytime a celeb falls, I always wonder what would happen if they did seek out the church as a possible answer to their problems (whether it be at a church or online). Only to find when they got there that we were using them for cheap laughs. Just food for thought. I’m sure most of us have had our “skank” moments too. I’m glad my pastor didn’t publicly humiliate me during all my indiscretions.
    Jeff

  2. As the young ladies sang their rendition of the Hallelujah Chorus, Santa was left speechless and could only look on in amazement!

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