photo in need of a caption, santa edition

there’s 185 of these hilarious pics here.

but let’s use this one as a holiday caption contest:

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CONTENDERS

What? I just told them that not even I can find a Wii this Christmas! (marty)

“For the last time! That was not me kissing your mommy!” (jeff moulton)

The moment at which Harold realized the similarities between being Santa Claus and being a senior pastor. (jeff moulton)

Ebenezer Scrooge in Hell. (jeff myers)

1983; Twins Jenna and Barbara Bush with family friend Dick Cheney as Santa. (brian aaby)

Ever wonder why Santa never had children? (krista)

Sisters Cindy and Mindy have a meltdown after Santa shares with them that he and Mrs. Claus will be attending Hannah Montana and not them. (brian edwards)

“2 weeks to Cancun…..2 weeks to Cancun….” (bob)

WINNER

oops — almost forgot to declare a winner on this one! i’m gonna go with brian edwards and this one:
Sisters Cindy and Mindy have a meltdown after Santa shares with them that he and Mrs. Claus will be attending Hannah Montana and not them.
made me laugh out loud. email me, brian.

55 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption, santa edition”

  1. “In the past, the church music director had always been right on point, but as he waited for his part to start, Ronald couldn’t help but think this particular interpretation of ‘The Hallelujah Chorus’ was stretching it a bit thin.”

  2. High on crack and drunk on tequila, Santa (a.k.a. inmate: #T56100) couldn’t understand why the girls weren’t happy to sit on his lap.

  3. THOSE PIX R HILARIOUS!!! Thanx 4 the link Marko! (couldn’t come up with a caption (IMO) funnier than Jeff’s ‘The moment at which Harold realized the similarities between being Santa Claus and being a senior pastor.’ That’s got my vote.

  4. Len,
    You post alot about love and grace on your blog. Does this not apply to celebs? I can’t imagine what the Spears girls feel when they find their lives are fodder for pulpits and Christian blogs.
    Jeff

  5. …This moment brought to you by Kodak: the incident that sent the Spears girls into the spiral they have still yet to come out of…

  6. jen — i admit len’s comment was a good three toes over the line (i almost deleted it). but i do find it a bit “the pot calling the kettle black” when your comment was about a crack-head santa inmate with little girls on his lap.

  7. Marko,

    There’s a huge difference with an adult male youth worker calling a real teenage minor a “skank” and me making fun of a fictitious adult.

  8. Nicholas thought it was neat that his life had patterned after Abraham and Sarah when he and mrs. Clause were expecting at a ripe old age…that was until they had twins!

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