alert whyismarko reader hans shaffer sent me this pic he took in hungary. yup, i’m going global, baby. hans suggested it would make a good photo in need of a caption, and i tend to agree. bring it. the winner gets a copy of my new book for parents when it releases in mid-december, Understanding Your Young Teen.
sorry rev mjc, i’ve heard “marko polo” my entire life.
Marko: Hey Adam, check out our new Cartel HQ!
Adam: Um …
Marko: I know, right? Amazing!
Adam: Dude, where’s my name?
Rick Perry’s third government agency…
Artist’s rendering of Marko’s dream home
(not eligible to win, but funny…)
In an interview with the Associated Press, Mr. Oestreicher expressed his disappointment in the size of the banner in comparative size to the rest of the building. “When I spoke in Budapest, they wrapped the entire Mattias Church, including all of the tiny spires, in a plastic rendition of my book Youth Ministry 3.0. While I appreciate the effort the people of Bulgaria went to with the banner. They could have at least covered all of the columns.”
(made me think of the stonehenge scene in spinal tap…)
Marko to intern:
I thought “inches” was understood when we were talking about bigger name tags
IKEA headquarters announces it’s new product line of push pins. (plastic parts and sharp parts sold seperately)
“Occupy Bulgaria led by infamous cartel leader”
In the midst of scandal – Penn State changes its name.
Bulgarians believe in the sign gifts.
and the winner is…
coming in late but strong, i’m giving it to brian aaby, for Bulgarians believe in the sign gifts. nice, brian. you get a copy of my new book when it releases in a few weeks (if you want it!).