ah, let’s have some chuckles today. in the spirit of my insane quantity of travel this month, i thought this photo was worthy of the honor. and let’s see if you can do better than “adam drives marko to the airport.” since The Youth Cartel is giving away a free copy of our new devotional ADVENT free with any purchase through midnight friday, i’ll up the ante and give away a 3-pack (so you can use it with a couple students!) to the winner…
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Jeff Smyth
New sidecar for Daisy the Chihuahua.
Joe
That’s what mom gets for asking her 35-year-old man-child to pick her up from the airport.
Jon McIver
If Adam says anything about me “flying Southwest next time” he’s gonna get slapped.
(marko comment: ooh, jon’s paying attention to cartel dynamics!)
Dale Puckett
“They see me rollin’…they hatin’…”
Marion Zoot McClure
Well we are off to fix the Obamacare website, wish us luck
Nathan Peterson
John and Pam really should have bought a car after they had their first baby.
(marko comment: omg!)
Trey McCarty
Just when I think you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and pull something like this….and totally redeem yourself!
Brandi Smith Manes
We gotta hurry over to Marko’s blog! I got a suitcase full of captions!
(marko comment: brandi brilliantly skewering my whining these last couple days as FB peeps didn’t follow the rules and click through to leave their comment on the blog!)
and the winner is…
tough call. but the one that made me laugh the most (maybe it was more of a GASP) was Nathan Peterson’s “John and Pam really should have bought a car after they had their first baby.” and i’m giving an honorable mention or second place (doesn’t really matter, since there’s not a prize for second place!) to Marion Zoot McClure’s “Well we are off to fix the Obamacare website, wish us luck.”
“Harry!!, Harry!!, Harry!!, got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen.”
The interns try out a new way for The Cartel to save money on shipping.
New sidecar for Daisy the Chihuahua.
That’s what mom gets for asking her 35-year-old man-child to pick her up from the airport.
“Coming soon to a theater near you, Home Alone 17.”
You should of seen us before the speed bump when we still had the check in piece.
Small price to pay in order to carry all my liquids with me.
I HATE it when my flight goes out of Gate Z!
Jesus take the roller.
Getting to the hospital in time to have the baby wasn’t Hillary’s concern. It was getting home.
If Adam says anything about me “flying Southwest next time” he’s gonna get slapped.
Because “saddle bags” are not appropriate for a crotch rocket, a patent is now pending for “side-car luggage.”
“They see me rollin’…they hatin’…”
Due to current budget at the church Pastor George and his wife could not fly to Nashville NWYC…
Middle seat, delayed flight, $75 for check bag….forget that.
Adam hurry, I am late for my book signing…
He’s got the roll world in his hands
When Samantha told Tom that she had baggage…he didn’t think she meant it literally.
Hurry, the underwear from the mission trip is catching up to us!
Occam’s Razor Sucks.
And that was the last time he ever made a bet with a middle school student…
some days you get to zip through the traffic jam looking cool and getting 50mpg
some days you’re jealous of the soccer mom’s mini-van
Next on 1,000 Ways To Die…
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner in post