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jesus junk of the month award

this is world class jesus junk, baby. not only is it a product that really has nothing to do with jesus, and is only being marketed that way in order to generate sales, they go they extra-impressive mile of making crazy claims about its spiritual qualities! i’m not sure whether to be disgusted, or to give the creators a hearty chuckle and a manly, energy-drink-infused slap on the back!

1 in 3 trinity energy drink

“a special blend handed down from the flourishing vines and trees of the holy land…”

“fused with ‘the fruit of the spirit'”

(ht to bill reichart)