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if sarah palin were my mom

so, potential vp palin has chosen an interesting assortment of all-american names for her children: Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

now, there’s a sarah palin baby name generator to help you answer the question you’re all asking: what would my name be if sarah palin had been my mother?

click here, and enter your name!

my results:

mark eric, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Wesson Scalper Palin

one of my co-workers got “torpedo” as her name. i think i’d rather be torpedo than wesson. but, at least with wesson, i could go by “wess”, whereas my co-worker (a female) would have to go by “tor” (or, worse yet, “peed”).

ooh — i just tried it again with only my first name (mark), and got this result:
Clop Clutch Palin

hmmm. i think i’d go by my middle name — “clutch” is kinda cool!