when one receives a touch from god, one can never quite predict the results. every once in a while, that touch results in something that changes the world. like this time:

Kotera claims to have accumulated the world’s largest ball of twine after being touched by God back in 1979. He says he was told to quit drinking beer and turn his life around, he says. About that same time Kotera heard of some people making a giant ball of twine, and he decided he could make a better one.