the best insensitive husband

conversation this morning:

me (paraphrase): …and that’s what i think about it

jeannie (paraphrase): blah, what i think about it, blah

me: [eyes wander, impatient stance]

jeannie: [realizes i’m “done”, stops talking] dork

me: [goofy grin] at least i realized it!

jeannie: yes, you’re the best insensitive husband; you’re a self-aware insensitive husband.

me & jeannie: [hug]

–end scene–

5 thoughts on “the best insensitive husband”

  1. Reminds me of the Heart Shaped Jacuzzi talk between Lloyd and Harry: “Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”

  2. You could wear the T-shirt. I’ll have to wear mine at NYWC in Pittsburgh, and maybe let you borrow the Dork shirt. At least your wife didn’t buy you the Shirt.

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