got home from youth group last night (more on that later!) and was pretty tired. picked up the remote to channel surf a bit. american idol was on, and a guest performer was on stage, doing something in the realm of singing, but not quite.

holy crypt, batman, have you seen rod stewart lately?

i mean (throat clear), nothing against 80 year-old people at all. no, really. i have LOTS of 80 year-old friends. i know many 80 year-olds personally.

but rod, dude, the home called and you forgot your walker. stop singing sexy songs (and what is WITH those hot young-ish women in the audience swooning over him like he’s brad pitt?).