now, as a result of my cleanse…
1. my hair is shinier
2. my voice is lower
3. my children are better behaved and getting all A’s in school
4. my dog has calmed down
5. my day has 2 extra hours, every day
6. my savings account has doubled
7. my TV is 6″ larger
8. and my blog traffic has tripled.
uh. yeah. not really. the truth:
1. i feel great.
2. i have a new relationship with food. (a healthy one, that is)
3. i lost 14 pounds and one hole on my belt.
4. my colon is so clean (yes, i even had my first colonic on monday morning) i can whistle ‘mary had a little lamb’ with it (well, only a slight exaggeration on that one).