this just in…
mcsweeney’s has a list called
BY KRISTIN HILLERY AND JANICE CHAN
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Don’t share drinks with livestock.
Disinfect your sty.
Wash your hands before and after eating garbage and dead insects.
Drink lots of fluids, but not the stuff that’s been sitting in the trough for the past two weeks.
Cover your snout when you cough.