sorry — my junior high youth worker self coming out here.
but this apparently real product is hilarious! (someone’s going to email me or comment how cruel i am to say that, and how i clearly do not understand the pain people with chronic flatus live with, just like the occasional but regular stream of emails i get from people who are angry because i once posted that these huggable urns are freaky).
and, i read a testimonial like this one:
“I have told everyone about your product and while this is a guarantee of a few hilarious minutes at first, most everyone is pretty interested in knowing more. I can only reiterate that your ingenuity has made me and my family’s lives so much pleasanter! Best wishes and keep up the production.” Lynn M.
and i think, “really, lynne m.? you have told everyone? lynne m., why would you tell everyone?”