unlikely disasters

in honor of steve and jody duhamel, two ys staff members who decided to hole up in their cancun hotel and not flee hurricane dean last week, i bring you a mcsweeney’s list:

unlikely disasters
by gabe koplowitz

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Sun and moon collision

All eyeballs turn to wood

Tornado made of fire

Sea mammals attack world’s financial centers

Mountains leave

Colin Firthquake

One thought on “unlikely disasters”

  1. A few years ago, my then 5 year old daughter colored me a picture of a “rainbow tornado”!

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