ticketmaster needs a proof-reader

my friend george and his wife are going to see ben folds monday night. he just got this terrifying email from ticketmaster with last-minute reminders about the show. george says he’s assuming they mean “upon entry” in the last line, as even ben folds isn’t worth the suggested additional entrance proceedure:

Look For Ben Folds Tickets
Additional Information :
ARRIVE EARLY: Please arrive one-hour prior to showtime. All guests and their belongings may be subject to search, which includes metal-detecting hand wands up entry.

7 thoughts on “ticketmaster needs a proof-reader”

  1. nah… that’s nothing to worry about. You only have to start worrying when it says “includes metal-detecting hand wands up EXIT.” …

    … that’s when you need to lay down the tickets, slowly back up, and walk away.

  2. … also, i’m sure there is some witty comment having to do with “bend over folds five” but I couldnt quite bring it to fruition.

    … someone else feel free to “probe” the subject, post it, and take the credit for yourself.

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