the first couple of these randomly popped into my head a few weeks ago, so i kept a running list. all in good fun, of course. and just wonderfully, horribly insiderish, right? please, feel free to add to the list!
Imago Doh!
Waterboarded by Grace
MacroChurchonomics
Blended: An Allegory of Lowest Common Denominator Worship
The Gospel According to Justin Bieber
Amazing Taste: All Aboard Cooking With John Newton
Once Bitten, Thrice Reformed: The New Trinity of MacArthur, Piper, and Driscoll
Passing the Piece: Wife-Swapping in the Church
Watchu Talkin’ ‘Bout Willard: Dallas for Dummies
Let’s Grohl: Uncovering the Surprising Thread of Airline Vigilanteism and Spirituality in Foo-Fighters Songs
Crazy Glove: Uncovering the Surprising Connection Between OJ Simpson and Francis Chan
I’ll Be Back, by Kate Gosslin, with a foreword by Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Five Love Languages for Pets
Boundaries for Pets
The Little Series of Pastoral How-To Books:
How to Appear Homespun Like Rick Warren
How to Cry Like Bill Hybels
How to Finger Point Like John Piper
How to Sidestep Like Joel Osteen
How to Deadpan Like Andy Stanley
How to Pace the Stage Like Rob Bell
Refsubmission Rev
Take This Bread, Please: The Eucharistic Humor of Henny Youngman
Under My Thumb: The New Pastor’s Guide to Staff Relationships
Found in the Baptismal: A Scratch ‘N’ Sniff Book
The Crisis Driven Church: How failure and unhealthiness is the norm of normal.
Clear As Mud: How to Talk Without Really Communicating Anything
Minute to Win It: Super Fast and Effective Evangelism Techniques
Found in the Baptismal: A Scratch ‘N’ Sniff Book
By far my favorite!
Baptismal one is the worst. (And the best.)
where do I get the Dallas for Dummies one? :)
This is absolutely a stitch. I needed this today.
Time Shares and Texas Hold ‘Em: Creative Fundraising Ideas
No Halos for Halo: Why Jesus Hates Video Games and Video Gamers
The Gaithers: Rockers for Jesus or The Devil’s Marionettes? (c) 1982
The Care Bears: Leading Teenagers Down the Dark Road of the Occult
Supergood Life Lessons from Superbad
Budgets & Salaries: Youth Ministry on 1$ a Day
101 Flannelgraph Bible Lessons for Teenagers
Chubby Bunny: How an Addiction to Marshmallows Ruined my Ministry
Jr. High Bible Studies: Song of Solomon
My favorites…
Blended: An Allegory of Lowest Common Denominator Worship
Budgets & Salaries: Youth Ministry on 1$ a Day
Clear As Mud: How to Talk Without Really Communicating Anything
Love Tim’s and TMV’s additions in the comments. Really rounds out an already great list!
Time Management and Other Sins
Teenagers Are From Mars, Youth Workers Are Underpaid
Super Glue, Duct Tape, and Other Disciplinary Tools for Youth Ministers
God Doesn’t Like You Because of Your Grades: Helpful Tips for Counseling Teenagers
Jesus Who? Great Answers for Youth Ministry Job Interviews
Who Can Hit the Ground First? Science Experiments for Youth Ministry
What Color is my Pentateuch?–Career path skills for the Legalistic
Chicken Soup for the Bored—Spiritual Nuggets from “The Andy Griffith Show’
s*it
How Churches and leaders can get s*it and Keep s*it – Craig Groeschel
I primitively apologize for my crassness
Youth Ministry 4.0?
Joshua Judges Ruth–Dealing with Criticism in the Body of Christ
The Love Shack – finding God amidst tragedy in unexpected B-52 songs
The Case for Easter Break – an agnostic jounalism student tries to buy beer in Cancun
Your Best Wife Now: 7 Steps to finding a mail order bride
Oh yes. You’re letting my imagination run wild here..
Here goes.. (let’s hope I don’t offend)
The Love Shack by Willy Young
I’m Fine With Jesus.. It’s God I Can’t Stand by Bickel & Jantz
Vintage Jesus: Like Jesus Wasn’t Irrelavant Enough by Mark Driscoll
VELVET ELVIS: Repainting the Christian Bedroom by Rob Bell
Drops Like Sh*t by Rob Bell
The Radical Reformission: Reaching Out & Giving Rob Bell A Hard Time Without Selling Out by Mark Driscoll
Death By Love: A Story of the Rob Bell by Mark Driscoll & The Gospel Coalition