how to avoid being eaten by a python

being so close to the rainforest and all, i’ll have to keep this timely info in my back pocket, just in case i get ambushed by a python (yes, i know pythons are african, but there’s some south american equiv, right? c’mon, i saw the first anaconda movie, the one with john voigt doing his best socks-in-the-mouth marlon brando impersonation).

2 thoughts on “how to avoid being eaten by a python”


    That is hilarious. Tears are coming I’m laughing so hard :) I especially love this, in the first line: “the python can run faster”. I didn’t know they had legs!

    Marko, I hope you have a knife along with this in your back pocket and be sure to read it BEFORE you notice the python.

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