this is world class jesus junk, baby. not only is it a product that really has nothing to do with jesus, and is only being marketed that way in order to generate sales, they go they extra-impressive mile of making crazy claims about its spiritual qualities! i’m not sure whether to be disgusted, or to give the creators a hearty chuckle and a manly, energy-drink-infused slap on the back!
“a special blend handed down from the flourishing vines and trees of the holy land…”
“fused with ‘the fruit of the spirit'”
(ht to bill reichart)