jesus junk of the month award

it’s been SO long since i posted a “jesus junk of the month award”. but a friend just sent me a worthy recipient. i’m slightly hesitate to post it, since it’s… well… a bit racy. but it’s just too darn worthy. yes, it’s a christian website that sells, um, marital implements. it’s a bit hot and steamy; but, heck, according to the site:

It is our company’s policy that the products we sell be purchased for married couples only. As explained in the book of Genesis, God created woman from man’s flesh and bone to be his companion. In so doing, he illustrated that in marriage man and woman symbolically become one flesh. A common theme throughout the Bible is sexual purity. One example of this can be found in 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4, “For God wants you to be holy and pure and to keep clear of sexual sin so that each of you will marry in holiness and honor.” We want to encourage God’s plan for people to remain sexually pure, that is why we offer our products to married couples only.

so, there. oh, and it’s called book22 (get it? song of solomon is the 22nd book of the bible!)

8 thoughts on “jesus junk of the month award”

  1. I know someone who got banned from having Pampered Chef-esque parties shilling this stuff to ladies at church!

  2. Uh-oh, I clicked on the links, specifically after it said that I must agree to be at least 18 and married. God will forgive me right??? :)

  3. Eeewwww! I need some hand sanitizer just from clicking to get to this site. Lord have mercy! What kind of folks want/need this stuff?!? God wonderfully thought of *everything* and already gave us all the amazing parts necessary.

  4. Kimber – we did a story on this a while back for some news agencies I work.. and yes, they do. Hilarity.

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