i thought up this little t-shirt slogan, and submitted it to threadless text tees; but it wasn’t chosen. so my amazing wife (with a little help from my son) found a website where she could have it custom made for me, and gave it to me for valentine’s day. nothing says “be my valentine” like a shirt that says, basically, “i’m a loser.” somehow, in my opposite world, it was the perfect valentine’s day gift.
btw: i got her perfume. but, it was the perfume i gave her for her birthday on our first nice date, 27 years ago.
I really want to buy one of those shirts!
Worst shirt ever…
(in opposite world)
Yes–Awesome (in real world). Terrible (in opposite world)
#1 – I voted for that t-shirt! It should have won!
#2 – You gave her perfume on your first date!?! And I love the addition of the word “nice” in that sentence.