only three this time; but they’re beauties. these are word-for-word quotes i jotted down during my 6th grade guys’ small group last night.
6th grade guy: the best thing about this past week was that we shot a deer on sunday.
me: oh! was it named bambi?
6th grade guy: no, it was bambi’s mom.
guy 1: the best thing that happened this past week was that i found out how to make money.
guy 2: earn it? or print it?
me, after a particular guy got up for the 2nd or 3rd time to go to the bathroom: do you even have a bathroom at home?
6th grade guy: who needs a bathroom when you have a backyard and a shovel?