found this one on purgatorio. and, it’s been a while since i’ve done a caption contest. best one, by mid-week, gets a ys book of yer choice, plus the admiration of the crowd.
contenders
holy cow! you guys are funny on this one! and the quantity of responses.
in order to not have 50 “contenders”, i’m raising the bar a bit. i have to find them SERIOUSLY funny — many of these were funny, but aren’t making the ‘best of’ list (of course, it’s still my subjective sense of humor as the barometer here)…
Ben Hur 2000 (james)
yac got himself a sweet ride up in heaven! (ty hogue)
Charlton Heston is a wuss! (jeff moulton)
cultural segway (brandon)
Suddenly, Timmy began to regret convincing his parents to have Bibleman visit his birthday party. (dan)
Roll out your dead. Roll out your dead. Roll out your dead. (andy jack)
Apparently Father Patrick misunderstood his need for a better segue in his sermons. (dj)
National Enquirer reports that Jerry Garcia is alive and well and living in a monastery. (othy)
Christian retirement home hazing. (josh)
Cruise-Aider! (john tan)
St. Francis agreed to God’s request that he come back for another life, but with one condition… (brad)
Where the hell are my reindeer? (anonymous, who was afraid to post his real name, since he said “hell”)
Backstage at the Holy Land Experience (steve)
SBC Cross-Cultural Evangelist (brad)
Even though it was truly awful, most people prefer this Ghost Rider remake with Sean Connery more than the one with Nicolas Cage. (othy)
Once again, Santa’s post-Christmas weekend crack binge ends badly. (david wiggins)
CONTEST CLOSED
wow, this was the best one yet. lots and lots of funny responses! very hard to choose a winner. i’m gonna call it a tie, to…
Christian retirement home hazing. (josh)
and
Backstage at the Holy Land Experience (steve)
funny stuff, guys. let me know what YS book you want (email me).
SBC Cross-Cultural Evangelist
And the Caped Crusader flies agai… ah, rides aga, um…. segues the scene
If King Arthur and Merlin could see me now! (using an english accent)
If I can’t have viagra, I at least get a scooter.
Even though it was truly awful, most people prefer this Ghost Rider remake with Sean Connery more than the one with Nicolas Cage.
The Christian Industry just decided to hop on the bandwagon of “secular” movie making and has come up with the latest Jesus Junk craze:
21st Century and beyond presents: Crusaders of the Caribbean.
What is your name? – Sir Graybeard the Lazy
What is your quest? – I seek the bum who stole my underwear.
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD…BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Woo Hoo! I’m a contender!
That Woo Hoo! makes me think though, that maybe Ty was just a bit off and maybe Yac did say it best…
“Woo Hoo! What a Ride!”
Promotional poster for “Pimp My Priest” airing this fall on TBN.
Saulnier
“American Bible Society revives door-to-door bibles sales.”
“The conversion of Woz”
Once again, Santa’s post-Christmas weekend crack binge ends badly.
(the 4th Musketeer never quite made his first meeting)
“It’s near impossible to find a parking spot at the 2008 Vatican Special Olympics”
Introducing the keynote speaker at the Ancient Future Conference. or the clergy parking spot just was never close enough for brother zipendelli.
…and the number one reason the Emergent Church is a sham.
I think the funniest thing is that he has a handicapped parking pass for a segway at what looks like some kind of renaissance fair.
Elijah re-enacts the glory days.
Ride captain ride upon your…. Woops, there goes the robe! Ouch, down goes the captain…
Horseless Carriage for the handicapped!
Remember Monty Python…He’s looking for a witch
Alexander the Great refuses to be defeated Crusaders Wars 2007
Tic at NYWC 2030
Excuse me, sonny. Could you tell me where the THOR look-alike contest is?
Watch out for cross traffic!
Forget the segway, those shades rock man!
“The Tuesday Night Visitation Program will never be the same!” or “Visitation Theology” – The methods change, but the message stays the same!