saw this pic over on mike novelli’s blog, a long time ago, and just had to turn it into a caption contest. best caption wins the ys book of your choice.
CONTENDERS:
Josh and Bart show up an the solstice party wearing the same designer jeans. (bob)
Still holding a grudge from the whole “cheerleading, almost knocked off the stage” incident, YS staff came into the office just in time to hear Tic taunting Marko: “Now let’s see you belly bump me, don’t feel so tough without your pom-poms do you…” (dana kidder)
Contemplating moving YS to Montana Marko and Tic go undercover to check out the local youth ministry scene. (lars)
two ohio state fans doing what they do. (jared) (ysmarko: this is FANTASTIC!)
We better take this inside. I Think I saw Dick Cheney. (kevin)
“Michael Scott decides to demonstrate the first step in conflict resolution.” (jeremy)
Much to the surpise of Touchstone Pictures, M. Night Shyamaylan had already made a low budget version of “The Village” using members of the local Scottish Rite Temple. (dan)
Once again, the senior pastor and youth pastor square off over a spill on the Jones Memorial Carpet. (brian eberly)
“The effects of using Jenkem.” (jen }i{)
After Bubba was impaled, Joe Bob gave up trying to find a safe alternative to chubby bunny for his youth group. (len) (ysmarko: this one made me snort)
Unfortunately the broadway production of “deers” was not only a bad “cats” ripoff, but also bad grammar. (othy)
CONTEST CLOSED
i asked mike novelli (from who’s blog i ripped this photo) to judge this one. he wrote:
And the winner is…
>>> Josh and Bart show up an the solstice party wearing the same designer jeans. (bob)
I love this… it is different from the others and a little bit dark!
Who hasn’t seen two girls show up wearing the same thing at school and want to scratch each others eyes out!
bob — choose a book from the ys website and let me know (via email).
The senior pastor wanted to teach his youth pastor a lesson for trying to BUCK the system.
Josh and Bart show up an the solstice party wearing the same designer jeans.
Try as they may, these two guys just couldn’t get out of their rut.
“Tired of beating beaten up by the bullies at school for wearing those goofy knickers, misguided outdoorsmen Boris and Horace decided to take matters into their own hands.”
or
“I’ve heard of feeling horny, but this is ridiculous!”
or
“Daddy, I don’t wanna be the deer this time!”
(off camera)”Shut up and start runnin’!”
That’s all I’ve got for now….
can’t believe I missed the “rut” line….
nice call, joe.
Still holding a grudge from the whole “cheerleading, almost knocked off the stage” incident, YS staff came into the office just in time to hear Tic taunting Marko: “Now let’s see you belly bump me, don’t feel so tough without your pom-poms do you…”
Contemplating moving YS to Montana Marko and Tic go undercover to check out the local youth ministry scene.
Ok son. For today’s birds and the bees lesson, we are going to talk about what to do when you are feeling horny!!!
“before paintball, before mirrors”
“mating season?”
two ohio state fans doing what they do.
Man, I’m glad we’re in Scotland. In the US they’d have shot us by now! (sorry, I’m English!)
or
Are you sure Marko said this was his latest icebreaker idea?
We better take this inside. I Think I saw Dick Cheney.
Moose helmet jousting just wasn’t the hit it was expected to be at the annual youth camp-out!
“Michael Scott decides to demonstrate the first step in conflict resolution.”
“A Møøse once bit my sister…”
It’s a Monty Python reference. Either you get it or you don’t. Get the whole list here -> http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/g-titles.htm
Much to the surpise of Touchstone Pictures, M. Night Shyamaylan had already made a low budget version of “The Village” using members of the local Scottish Rite Temple.
Once again, the senior pastor and youth pastor square off over a spill on the Jones Memorial Carpet.
Don and Ed had locked horns in the past, but this was ridiculous.
Why golf and steroids don’t mix.
Where’s the beef?
or
My horn’s bigger than your horn’s!
“Buck You, Mother Bucker!”
“The effects of using Jenkem.”
After Bubba was impaled, Joe Bob gave up trying to find a safe alternative to chubby bunny for his youth group.
“Be vewy, vewy quiet. We’re hunting wabbit…”
Why are we fighting with coat racks again?
“Just then Abraham looked up and saw a ram caught in the thicket”
It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
or
Marko’s not-so-subtle attempt to break some kinda record for most “horny” references in a blog.
What Not to Wear
Pre-production for the new CGI “Bambi”
What Dick Cheney sees in a Rorschach Test.
Time to settle this matter like men.
it being his first bachelor’s party, Jimmy felt he owed it to his Amish brethren to still provide a “best rack” competition.
“Back the buck off, Bob!”
One way to tell the office still has DSL.
Auditions for the part of Rudolph the red nose reindeer for the upcoming Christmas production.
Your typical Los Angeles traffic jam
I told you if you made one more crack about a nice rack to my wife I was going to take you down!
“The way our youth group decides who gets the last piece of pizza.”
The only available staff pic for the 2007 Backwoods Baptist Church directory.
Greg Stier and Kevin discuss theology.
Youth Pastor to Senior Pastor: “So let me make sure I understand. If I beat you, then I FINALLY get my raise, right?”
Fall Festival in the South
We only had enough money in the budget for one interactive game for this year’s Fall Festival.
Every Man’s Battle: being ‘horny’!
“My antlers bring all the boys to the yard…”
MADD…H
Mother’s Against Drunk Deer Hunting.
You see Bob as a new hunter the first step is to become the deer…you have to be the deer.
Unfortunately the broadway production of “deers” was not only a bad “cats” ripoff, but also bad grammar.
i was here first!
no, i was!
no, i was!
hey, nice hat.
thanks, i like yours too…lemme get a better look at it.