this one takes a second… wait for it… time for clean up after a full day’s work, and…
(ht to sue-anne boylan)
best caption gets the ys book of your choice. whatcha got?
oh, and i should mention, since i’m on vacation, i might not get around to choosing “contenders” and choosing a winner until the beginning of next week.
contenders and winner
ok, sorry for the delay. this is the first time i’ve sat at my desk in about 10 days. so, contenders…
“The church finance committee decided to branch out into other areas” (jeff moulton)
20 years later: the Jr. High boys gets back at their youth pastor for making them drink 1 gallon of milk in 5 minutes or less. (john howenstine)
Didn’t we use this excuse last week to our wives when we came home late? (tyler)
The Theology committee completes it’s pillar project at the entrance of denominational headquarters. (rob)
“and at that point the youth leaders wondered how they would explain to their Senior Pastor that they would not be returning from the inner city mission trip with the church van…” (brett)
Survivor: Tulsa (jeff myers)
“Well, maybe we can pass the van off as folk art!” (john)
“How are we going to get out?” “I know! More cowbell!” (molly) (ysmarko: this one was just so wonderfully random!)
and the winner is…
with apologies to my many tusla friends:
Survivor: Tulsa (jeff myers)
shoot me an email, jeff.
“Man, we’ve got a hard job”
“Yeah, but at least we’re not YSMarko readers trying to figure out what it funny about this photo!”
Well, I’ve got to go for the obvious —-
“Umm, Fred? How do we get out of here?”
General Motors finalizes the street display for their new “Hover-Van” conversion kit. (Now maybe everyone will get it, funny pic)
“The church finance committee decided to branch out into other areas”
“Dude, I’m only doing this until I can get that job in rocket science”
“Dude, we’re almost finished, just gotta get that spot under the van.”
Dude…We’ve got a problem. I think I locked the keys in the van.
20 years later: the Jr. High boys gets back at their youth pastor for making them drink 1 gallon of milk in 5 minutes or less.
Billy and Mark are preparing for the new youth game – Who’s Smarter Than THESE Guys?
Exits? We don’t need no stinkin’ exits!!!
Bob and Tom wrap up early to celebrate in anticipation of their long-awaited and overdue promotions installing anti-traffic barriers.
Conversation between two Youth Pastors:
“Did you see the photo on Marko’s blog? What a couple of idiots. I can’t believe they didn’t see THAT disaster coming!”
“Dude, I know. So you want to get together and plan next month’s retreat?”
“Nah, let’s just wing it.”
“Yeah, good plan.”
Finn and Benny continued to work their day jobs, and remained hopeful that their book, “Finn and Benny’s Giant Book of Mazes” would launch them into puzzle superstardom.
“They’ll never get us in our impenetrable fort!”
Hey, Butch…do you think we should have installed the garage door before we finished puttin’ the stucco on the walls?
Didn’t we use this excuse last week to our wives when we came home late?
“Wisdom has built her house; she has hewn out its seven pillars.” Prov. 9:1
The Theology committee completes it’s pillar project at the entrance of denominational headquarters.
“Five puposes!?? Oops, my bad. I thought there were seven!”
The Purpose-Driven crew prepares for their European missions conference.
Uh oh…umm, just start sweeping and act like you know what you are doing.
“and at that point the youth leaders wondered how they would explain to their Senior Pastor that they would not be returning from the inner city mission trip with the church van…”
“It’s opposite day guys, start spreading the poop!”
“Uhhhh, on second thought, I think I’ll go back to youth ministry…”
“I knew we should have ordered the porta-potties for the people waiting overnight to buy tickets!”
“If we just pile up enough dirt, we can build a ramp to get the van out!”
or
“Construction begins on the worlds smallest BMX course”
To the batcave!
Survivor: Tulsa
“So what exactly are these posts supposed to do anyway?”
“The Apprentice” Gone Bad.
Umm. That van can totally fit between the bollards at the bottom.
definately not one of those new “smart cars”
“Well, maybe we can pass the van off as folk art!”
“Man, there’s no way this plan is gonna work!”
“Of course it will! Once they see we can’t move the van, they’ll have to let us use the Hummer for the next job. Now keep shoveling!
Video Game world champions at: Pole Position.
“and to think the boss thought this job was going to be a hard one! what does he know?”
where are we going to put all these cats?
“We’ll need to stay until the grout dries. We don’t want any of those skateboarders to come by and ruin all of our… all of our, um… Oops.”
i’m just grateful somebody explained the picture to me! thank you!
“Now that we’ve placed the pawns, can we start on the rooks and the knights?”
– Dude, if you needed some imodium i had some in the van!
– Well, when i say i gotta go, i really mean I GOTTA GO!
7 Black posts $875
2 Bags quick concrete $14.00
2 Workers for a day $200.00
Blocking the van inside … priceless.
Dude, why does Marko sweat so much, when he speaks? We have to do this all the time.
“How are we going to get out?”
“I know! More cowbell!”
Cleanup from the Tornado in Atlanta for the future NYWC just got alittle more complicated!
Sooner Magic
CONTEST CLOSED
winner announced at bottom of post
Welcome to the SNL museum… We’ve retrieved Matt Foley’s van.
Where did you say the jack was?
“that’s the last time we let the teens tell us an elephant would be a great idea to have at the lock in”