photo in need of a caption

this pic made me laugh out loud, especially at the thought of someone taking the time to pose those little dudes. perfect for a caption contest. winner gets the ys book of his or her choice.

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(ht to mikey)

CONTENDERS:

HEY ROCKY! Whatch me pull a rabbit out o…..Rocky? (steve)

“Just remember kids, the only way to properly dispatch a squirrel is with an AK-47 and malice in your heart.”
Kids: “And now we know.”
“And knowing is half the battle.” (brad)

Gary Busey’s childhood playtime. (dan)

Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort star in ‘Left Behind: Post-trib’. Coming this Fall, Saturday mornings, only on TBN.” (rob)

In a bold new effort to sell more books, John Eldridge has introduced a line of action figures called, “Wild at Park.” John Eldridge said, “when there is no dragon to slay, a squirrel will suffice.” (rooster)

This is about when I got really confused why Cloverfield received so much hype. (ian rock)

Binky won’t be bothering your nuts anymore. (john)

“I got your PETA right here, doll face.” (josh)

While saying she took full responsibility for her error, Hillary Clinton repeatedly insisted that she had been misled by “false” intelligence on the threat of the squirrel presented by the Bush administration. (andy jack)

The board of deacons was not amused by the results of the latest youth photo scavenger hunt. (kirk)

Truth is, Beach Jeep Barbie bagged this one with her bumper, but Ken and his buddy Joe know a good photo op when they see it. (mike)

Team America: Deleted Scene (terrace crawford)

and the winner is…

a few really good ones this time. and, while those people seemed to have loved were certainly in the final of finals, this one is the one that cracked me up the most. simple, quirky, and very funny…

Gary Busey’s childhood playtime. (dan)

shoot me an email with your address and book choice, dan.

70 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “Just remember kids, the only way to properly dispatch a squirrel is with an AK-47 and malice in your heart.”

    Kids: “And now we know.”

    “And knowing is half the battle.”

    GI JOE!!!

  2. (*News break*)

    “Alvin, Simon, and Theodore called an surprise press conference today to cancel the release of “Alvin and the Chipmunks 2” without any explaination. In seemingly unrelated news, the new “GI Joe” movie will open this June as scheduled.”

  3. OK, before I submit mine I must say that the “knowing is half the battle” submission must win – awesome.

    “Captain, we finally found a WMD – a wombat of mass destruction.”

    “Um, guys? That’s not a wombat.”

    “Aw crap…”

  4. “See Doc, and you thought the polar bears were weird.”
    “Sawyer, why are we wearing these horrible outfits?”
    “What’s the matter Doc, you don’t do Dharma camo?”

  5. Peace be with the moderator, as well as those able to read this message.(if not censored)
    The time has come, the harvest is ripe.
    Make sure to share this with fellow believers.

    The Faithful Witness

  6. Finally the Bush administration has difinitive proof that Iraq was hiding weapons of mass destruction, thanks to the quick action of the 132nd Infantry Division based near Basra. Now the questions is, how to kill the nearly 4000 other SOES’s (Sqirrels Of Enormous Size).

  7. I loved the PSA as well!!!

    “Knowing that it would be impossible to live “Happily Ever After” while a single R.O.U.S. roamed the fire swamp, Wesley and Buttercup called in the “Real American Heroes” to take care of the issue.”

  8. “In a post-Apocalyptic world, evil still lurks in forces yet unknown.

    Two men… One ultimate battle…

    Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort star in ‘Left Behind: Post-trib’. Coming this Fall, Saturday mornings, only on TBN.”

  9. props to the rocky comment. that one rules. mine was similar but probably not worthy now since he stole the rocky/bullwinkle thunder. but i’ll share it any how.

    rocky down, bullwinkle to go!

  10. In a bold new effort to sell more books, John Eldridge has introduced a line of action figures called, “Wild at Park.” John Eldridge said, “when there is no dragon to slay, a squirrel will suffice.”

  11. Having run out of diet options, Marko got desperate and contacted the Rodent Patrol.

    and

    The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

    and

    This week, on Big Game Hunter…

  12. An extra in the new Chip and Dale movie stumbles onto the Small Soldiers 2 set with disastrous results.

  13. With so much attention on human growth hormone in Major League Baseball, no one noticed the squirles bulking up. Thankfully GI Joe came to the rescue.

  14. In the end, the combination of Desert Joe and Jungle Joe was too much for the poor beast to bear.

  15. “Good thing Dirk here had the forest green camo on today. Crazy thing was about to reek havoc in our green zone. Dirk had a great shot and it never saw it comin .”

  16. While saying she took full responsibility for her error, Hillary Clinton repeatedly insisted that she had been misled by “false” intelligence on the threat of the squirrel presented by the Bush administration.

  17. Finally, our hunt to kill the biggest evil in this world (the dramatic chipmunk of Youtube fame) is now over. With the world now safe from this sinister beast, we can focus on Osama again.

  18. killing the squirrel was the easy part. Strapping it to the hood of the Brutsch Mopetta, Now that’s the hard part!

  19. Truth is, Beach Jeep Barbie bagged this one with her bumper, but Ken and his buddy Joe know a good photo op when they see it.

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