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seems like a good day for another contest! deadline: wednesday end-of-day-ish.

current list of contenders (remember, it only has to produce an audible response from me of some sort: a chuckle, a laugh, a groan):

OK – who let the Merrill Lynch bull into the liquor cabinet? (dave palmer)

…and Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” – Acts 7:59 (aaron mahnke)

This is simply a view from a runner’s “butt-cam” at the annual Running of the Bulls. (trapper)

A snorting Mark-ox heads for the lobby after hearing one too many ignorant remarks from the pottery guy and his overly-expressive wife one Sunday morning at church, scattering the scarlett-sashed “celebration singers” and de-frocking long time director, Ms. Crumbly. (johnch17) [by the way, i didn’t want to laugh at this one, but couldn’t help it]

Feeling the runners at a serious disadvantage, the bull condescendingly resolved to finish the run on one foot with underwear on his horns. (kevin i)

After acting success as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, Vern Troyer takes up extreme photography in Spain. (dennis)

Ox and ass before him bow
He is in the manger now.
Christ is born too-dayyyy-ayyyy
Christ is born today. (steve case)

Further proof that YS is leaning toward Eastern Religions, Marko invites an actual bull to speak on the meanings of celtic symbols. (steve case)

“Dude, I’m sorry did I hurt you? I saw the cameras and just got a little carried away.” (john m)

Youth Pastor Jimmy was glad he had little Timmy Johnson’s Parental Release form with him on the youth trip that day. (josh b)

AND THE WINNER IS: …and Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” – Acts 7:59 (aaron mahnke). aaron, shoot me an email and tell me what book you want!