here’s the real story on this one. but, looks like a photo in need of a caption to me! bring it: best one, based solely on my personal bias, gets the ys book of yer choice.
(ht to jim sparks for the photo and link, via email)
CONTENDERS…
wow, you guys were fast today! 60 submissions by 2:30 in the afternoon!
don’t look a gift tree in the horse (Andrew Seely)
Treehugger!!! (Jeremy)
Who knew Ents liked horse. (Jeremy) (ysmarko: nice geeky LOTR comment!)
Officers think speed was a contributing factor, although Yoder swears that he hit a patch of ice. (Brad) (ysmarko: fantastic! nice that you didn’t over-explain it!)
“Charlie the Unicorn and life after Candy Mountain, tonight only on ET.” (Rob)
Hey Wilbur-ur-ur. I can hear the ocean! (Jeff Moulton)
Horstrich (Kirk) (ysmarko: simple and weird!)
Peep shows on the farm. (Jeff Myers) (ysmarko: this one actually made me laugh out loud)
I don’t know what’s worse: the puking or the hangover. i am never going out with the budweiser clydesdales again. (Seth)
The Tree of Knowledge Bites Back (Chad Farrand)
Venus Horse Trap (jeremy street)
Treebiscuit (Brian R.)
ok, time to pick a winner!
there were LOTS of great ones this time around. you people rock. i had such a tough time deciding, in the end, between these two…
Officers think speed was a contributing factor, although Yoder swears that he hit a patch of ice. (Brad)
“Charlie the Unicorn and life after Candy Mountain, tonight only on ET.” (Rob)
that i’ve decided to call it a tie, and award the prize to both of ’em.
brad and rob, shoot me an email with your address and book choice!
Instantly the glue factory manager came to regret telling the landscaper to make his work “capture the spirit” of the company.
I’ve heard of having your head up a horses a$$ before but this is ridiculous!
I just wanted to hear the ocean!
Unicorn version 1.0 (rejected)
Where did i put my keys?
No! I won’t come out! Not until mom agrees to fix the horrible haircut she gave me!
i will eat my grain. i will eat all my grain. i will eat all my grain. i will eat all my grain. i will eat all my grain. i will eat all my grain. i will eat all my grain.
duh……have you seen my baseball?
Horsefly Hives are very appropriately shaped.
I don’t know what’s worse: the puking or the hangover. i am never going out with the budweiser clydesdales again.
I thought this was the way to Narnia.
The Lone Ranger rode well, but he never quite understood the idea of tying up his horse.
After this pictorial review of the results of Youth Ministry 2.75, it was obviously time for someone to come up with Youth Ministry 3.0.
The apples taste better when I eat them before they are on the branches!!
In his “prayer closet” – cover scene with the new dan kimball/lilly lewin book.
The Tree of Knowledge Bites Back
OK, this is the last time I play hide-and-seek with the cows!
Hey guys can I come out now? Guys?!?!? Hello, dangit they did it again.
worst hide-and-seek player ever
“they’ll never find me in here!”
Venus Horse Trap
My experiment proves – you CAN’T lead a horse to water!
Oh you wanted my costume to be a “HORSEY”! I thought you said Horse-Tree.
The inspiration for Amish Air-Bags.
mr ed goes green.
E! True Hollywood Story: Sea Biscuit
Treebiscuit
Does this tree make my butt look big?
and this is why we don’t let horses play left field anymore…
you see what happens when you let George Bush buy a ranch?
I’m not stuck – I’m the horse that came in second to Shaq and Chunk of Love.
Outtakes from “The Godfather” (you may or may not get this one)
When I said to go stick your head where the sun don’t shine, that was NOT exactly what I meant!!!
So THAT’s how you make Horseraddish
CONTEST CLOSED!
see winner(s) in post.