ok, so i have to admit, i’m a little nervous about posting this one for a caption contest, because i don’t want this to become a series of ethnic jokes. ok? ya hear me? this photo calls for funny captions, for sure; but i’ll delete any i deem over the line.
with that: have at it! best one wins the ys book of yer choice. last caption contest i ran had like 100+ comments — let’s see how this one goes!
CONTENDERS…
the quantity of comments is a little lower than last time, but the quality is great! creative and funny people, you are. here are the ones that really caught my attention so far…
David Letterman gets a little carried away with his “Will it float” game.
Comment by Larry Darnell
They’re only 90% baptized.
Comment by Aaron
The latest strip mall trend: Michael Phelps’ Nursery and Daycare
Comment by Rob
This probably isn’t the best way to test the absorbency of diapers.
Comment by miller
Ladies and Gentlemen – Step Right Up! Land a ping pong ball in the ring, and win a BABY!
Comment by Jeff Pom
Excuse me, I need to “drop the kids off at the pool”.
Comment by Jeff Myers
The Even Curiouser Case of Benjamin Chin
Comment by Jeff Myers
Does the water seem warmer in this one?
Comment by Jeff Moulton
“the new cry room seems to be holding pretty well”
Comment by Scott
Even with the polar ice caps melting and all, this next evolutionary step just seems a little off.
Comment by Mike
All this to get out of changing a diaper?
Comment by Richard Jones
a dad says to his friend “see.. told you watching the kids would be easier than you thought”
Comment by Jpack
Parenting Class: Worst Case Scenario week.
Comment by Kevin I
“Mom, that’s not really where baby’s come from is it?”
Comment by Jan Ussery
Some say the latest PETA campaign to rebrand the puffer fish went a little too far…
Comment by Mike
and the winner is…
great stuff this time! it was tough to choose a winner, but i’m going with
“the new cry room seems to be holding pretty well”
Comment by Scott
i chose it because it’s funny, but also because it’s got an edge of skewering to it that almost seems plausible.
shoot me an email with your book of choice, scott.
a dad says to his friend “see.. told you watching the kids would be easier than you thought”
Come by our booth at the NYWC and sponsor one of these children..
scientists hope that with time these children will develop gills and the floatation devices will no longer be necessary.
Parenting Class: Worst Case Scenario week.
And you thought the Chinese gymnasts were too young, wait till you see the synchoronized swim team!
Uuhh, which one’s mine…and is it clean, yet?
Look mom! No Hands!
A new Seinfeld catch phrase: “SEVERE Shrinkage!”
The Chinese alternative to Barney Fife’s contraption to make you taller.
The secret behind how they really make won-ton soup.
My kid floats better than your kid.
For only $19.95, Ron Popeil’s Baby Bottom Buff, but wait, order now and we’ll send you two!
Emergent Nursery.
Cleaning Ring Around The Collar
This will work all the time: Wet collar. Apply a mild soap
Use a degreaser dish washing soap. Tap lightly and rinse
For whites use oxi clean or similar, rinse twice to remove all chemicals
wash shirt with a fabric softener. If all else fails I will take it to the cleaners
no worries no pressing and I have time for my kids.
You can’t keep a good baby down.
Cleaning Ring Around The Collar
This will work all the time: Wet collar. Apply a mild soap
Use a degreaser dish washing soap. Tap lightly and rinse
For whites use oxi clean or similar, rinse twice to remove all chemicals
wash shirt with a fabric softener. If all else fails I will take it to the cleaners
no worries no pressing and I have time for my kids.
Rebirthing Therapy has developed some new techniques…
“Well kids, would you like a new brother or sister, we have to pick this week because for a limited time only they come with floaties”
After some genetic testing the new bread of donuts were put on display. The drawback, is they only survive in a delicate balance of water and filtered air.
An attempt to prove that a ‘smoking section’ in a restaurant is just as effective as a ‘peeing section’ in a pool.
All drains lead to the ocean!
Fear Factor – Baby Edition… a few more minutes for the big money!
“Mom, that’s not really where baby’s come from is it?”
In Japan,competitive parents are already preparing their children for game shows.
The beginnings of the infant rights movement…
And when the ring pops you are ready to go home to your new family….and that is how we get a baby.
Since the twins were born in a birthing tub they loved their new nap pools.
Jonah was in the whale for HOW many days and nights? I just cant hang here that long!
The winner of the Worst County Fair Sideshow Game ever!
These are China’s newest secret weapon….swimming clone babies!
“and if you guys at the window would have started off at this age you could already be in the Jr. Olympics Synchronized Swimming!!!!! So don’t Stare!!!
And if you order now, we’ll throw in a free baby!
ShamWow! tries going for the cute-and-not-creepy marketing technique… it failed.
Auditions for the moon king and queen in the upcoming “Adventures of Baron Munchausen” remake.
The KOHLER company is doing new test market research for their new Kitchen faucet line. So far, focus group feedback has been all wet!
Some say the latest PETA campaign to rebrand the puffer fish went a little too far…
At PetsMart, you can watch your pet be washed and groomed.Now at BabysMart, you can watch your baby be washed and groomed.
And you only thought bobbing for apples was fun…
Get baptized often?
“I am glad we only had twins, aren’t you?”
Sumo babies swimming lessons, lol XD
Sumo babies at there swimming lessons, lets hope the intertubes don’t pop, lol XD
Sumo babies swimming lessons, this water is a little bit warm, lol XD
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner in post
Sorry I’m late, but I gotta say:
“HONEY?! Are you washing our brand new china in the SINK?!”