ok, it’s been a little while since we’ve had a caption contest, and i got an email the other day asking for one. so here you go! best caption wins the ys book of your choice.
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Shelves, yeah we really could use some shelves!
Comment by Poul Wilson
Since the practice “performance” has been leaked to the internet for this Fall’s NYWC … Jay thought his adoring fans would never find him up here!
Comment by Gman
All of this pantry space, and all we have to eat is freeze-dried lima beans.
Comment by Brad
“I just know my diorama will win this year!”
Comment by Brian
sub-woofers in space
Comment by Rob
NASA unveils the new Hubble Viewmaster
Comment by Bob
The kid with the biggest suitcase always shows up last!
Comment by pbj
You should see the size of the bag of microwave popcorn he is waiting on.
Comment by Chris Saulnier
and the winner is…
dang! i’m so sorry — i totally spaced on wrapping this one up! ok, so, some good contenders, but i’m gonna go with bob’s “NASA unveils the new Hubble Viewmaster”. that gave me a good chuckle. shoot me an email, bob.
he never understood why; but all the other astronauts called him “Charlie Brwon” because he was such a blockhead
Look at the size of that boy’s head!
That’s a virtual planetoid! Has it’s own weather system! Head Move!
Shelves, yeah we really could use some shelves!
Since the practice “performance” has been leaked to the internet for this Fall’s NYWC … Jay thought his adoring fans would never find him up here!
All of this pantry space, and all we have to eat is freeze-dried lima beans.
A BAD MONDAY AS A DOMINO’S PIZZA DUDE
“o.k., who had the half pepperoni with double cheese and a side order of breadsticks?” (o.k., where is the breadsticks? don’t tell me I forgot the breadstick? for the love of it all . . . WHERE IS THE &@$* BREAD STICKS!?)
Option 1 – “I just know my diorama will win this year!”
Option 2 – “I’m getting pretty sick of these budget cuts…these outhouses are so disgusting!”
30 min or less…my ass…
Astronaut: I become a rocket scientist and all I end up doing is fixing the satellite that beams American Idol to the masses. Good job NASA.
Wall-E 1.0
Tom discovers MySpace.
sub-woofers in space
Rather than use Nasa’s urine recycle system, Bill decides to go outside to relieve himself.
YM3.0 sales are out of this world
Youth Ministry 4.0: Space Missional
“This refrigerator box will make a great affinity group meeting pod”
This looks like the contraption I had back in the day to get a tan. That and a bottle of baby oil and iodine and you had some color on your skin.
It took Jim a long time to convince NASA that middle school students would love space from inside a box… that never comes back!
The literalist’s version of placing your gifts before God.
November 3rd ,2008-Now if I can just connect the arrows…Wait, where’d my pen go??
You kids get out here and help me carry in these groceries!
“Okay, who’s the rocket scientist that thought it’d be okay to pack 5 bottles of mustard into the fridge, but no ketchup!”
1) continuing the pizza delivery theme – “I better be getting a good tip!”
2) Someone wanna shine a light this way…it’s really dark out here
Wow, Mom really hid the Christmas presents well this year.
or
The 100 meter zero-g pogo-stick box relay is the most popular sport at the future Olympics.
The unexpected result of an increasingly post-christian america:
Replacing angels with astronaut cargo-load specialists as xmas tree toppers.
“Oh my gentle Jesus”
“Marko needed a place to get away from it all after he crashed the church van.”
NASA unveils the new Hubble Viewmaster
Astronauts open the Space Tire Exchange, a zero gravity auto service.
The kid with the biggest suitcase always shows up last!
The box that the replacement part came in is always more fun to play with than the actual replacement part.
UPS 2025-Universal Postal Service
The captain loved showing off in zero gravity.
distraught with his loss of analog TV, Cletus just knew he had to find a way to watch March Madness and figured the closer to the source of the signal the better!
something about Justin Timberlake and an SNL Skit?
more bars in more places.
I can see my house from here…..
I sure hope I left my tool bag in here.
Astronaut training: $120,000
Launching into space: $875,000
Space station: $10,500,000
Watching the astronaut play with the box instead of doing his job: priceless
He’s not the sort of father who looks at you or says stuff, but the love is there.
The new “Space theme” at Dog & Suds sure made a lot of work for the waitresses. They really missed their roller skates.
Just another Blue Peter project
drive-thru space barista
When did my wife become an astronaut?
Man the D-TV signal really is better.
How santa gets to every house in the world in one night.
You should see the size of the bag of microwave popcorn he is waiting on.
Directions, what directions?
Roger Houston- We got my new Interlinc Box!!
next season: LOST in space
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at bottom of post