photo in need of a caption

i had a busy and somewhat stressful day yesterday. so i think i need a few chuckles generated by a photo in need of a caption. no big prize — just the pride of knowing you’re a WINNER! best caption, judged subjectively by little ol’ me, wins a pile o’ pride (the good kind, not the sinful kind).

CONTENDERS

Tim Mauriello
“I find your lack of filtering disturbing.”

Steven
I hate chores, if I hadn’t tried to kill Luke… he’d be doing this now!

Jeff Myers
Darth Wader

Jeff Myers
The problem with the tie-fighters is that they tend to overheat…

Lon
Effects of the galatical recession.

Trey Bledsoe
Coolest youth ministry relay race ever…

Daryl Lucas
These aren’t the plankton you’re looking for.

and the winner is…

i sure do like all of these, and they make me smile again as i read them. but i have to go with the simple wit of jeff myers and his “darth wader” on this one.

all hail jeff, grand champion of this round of ‘photo in need of a caption’. we salute you and your winningosity. hoist a cup or glass of something to yourself, now.

54 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. Unbeknown to his generals, Vader has a weak spot for clown fish. “I’ll only have the best for my Nemo.”

  2. You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don’t let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.

  3. All the dark side got me was stranded on a desert island with a water filter!

  4. after i steal the earth’s salt supply, they will have nothing to put on their precious french fries! it’s my most evil plan ever!

  5. “I will not call the emperor wrinkle face, I will not call the emperor wrinkle face…”

  6. After hearing about new advances in water filtration technology, George Lucas tinkers yet again with his Star Wars trilogy. He must be stopped.

  7. ok – I can’t see the pic but I vote for the “if I hadn’t tried to kill Luke – he’d be doing these now” – re: chores…. that’s funny!

  8. Darth Vader arrives from a long time in the future and then pours water into his portable breathing system – giving him a new supply of oxygen and a fresh supply of hydrogen energy.

  9. In a moment of panic, Vader realizes the “dark side particles” must be retrieved at all costs

  10. Luke, “Here Shamu!” (Sorry…sore topic here in Florida, but you know that’s what Luke would be thinking…)

  11. Fund-raisers of the Dark Side: “I shall sell this in little bottles to the gullible people on Tatooine to cash-flow my kingdom. Mwahahahaha!”

  12. “I hope this filter contraption thing works… the last time I drank this water, I had the Kessel runs for twelve par-secs!”

  13. “Drink water? Straight from a Lake?………………….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  14. This sucks! This black outfit makes me so intimidating, but I’m always so thirsty on these warm planets.

  15. Silly Padawan…. When Palpatine was teaching Darth Vader that Sith thirst for power, Vader took literally.

  16. Silly Padawan…. When Palpatine was teaching Darth Vader that Sith thirst for power, Vader took it literally.

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