ah, tuesday morning. my only day in the office this week. so, let’s have a caption contest! winner gets a big attaboy or attagirl, and the admiration of dozens!
(thanks to rob craig for pointing this bad boy out)
CONTENDERS
Ryan S.
Attempting to fill the void left at the cancellation of “The Flying Nun,” ABC is set to debut this fall Father MicMichael, in “The Flying Father.”
Trey Bledsoe
Before chair lifts, the Germans invented a means, patterned after a hot air balloon, to fart your way back up the mountain.
matt
Charlie Brown: “Linus WAS right! Although the Great Pumpkin is not quite was I expected.”
Gman
What Tic Long was doing between his transition of YS and YS.
Todd L.
“Pope-ing” the half-pipe
lester
the flying nun has not aged well!
Jeff Moulton
Does this make my butt look big?
Kirk Moore
#23 on the list of times one can fart with no one noticing.
and the winner is…
a TIE!
Todd L.
“Pope-ing” the half-pipe
lester
the flying nun has not aged well!
congrats, todd l. and lester! i raise a glass of sumpin’ to you!
Father Schultz would let nothing stop him from taking the Sacrament to the faithful.
After a few horrible accidents in the 2010 Olympics, safety standards for the 2014 Olympics just got ridiculous.
Attempting to fill the void left at the cancellation of “The Flying Nun,” ABC is set to debut this fall Father MicMichael, in “The Flying Father.”
The original Caped Crusader, Snow Bunny, just didn’t strike fear in the hearts of criminals.
Before chair lifts, the Germans invented a means, patterned after a hot air balloon, to fart your way back up the mountain.
Charlie Brown: “Linus WAS right! Although the Great Pumpkin is not quite was I expected.”
What Tic Long was doing between his transition of YS and YS.
What it looks like right before a fail takes place…
Knowing how sensitive he was about his combover, nobody had the nerve to tell Father O’ Striker that he was wearing his Snuggie backwards…
“Pope-ing” the half-pipe
Bode Miller’s grandfather, Ulysses “The Flying Wedgie” Miller, earns his nickname.
The Gazelle is alright, but here we see Tony Little trying out his new invention “The Buzzard.” Available for three easy payments of $19.95 from HSN.
Father Bjorlund, upon jumping the mogul, realizes his new invention will fail in the first recorded oh-no-second.
Ever-desperate to shake his “Flying Tomato” nickname, Shaun White has resorted to use of props in support of his new self-chosen moniker: The Dark Dirigible.
But seriously, Pope-ing the half-pipe has my vote of confidence.
KICK-ASSPEN in theatres near you!
The first “Flying Father!”
Once past Winter Olympic event Snow Gliding was the real-life inspiration for Rocky the Flying Squirrel…we couldn’t show the inspiration for Bullwinkle b/c this is a family program.
The lesser known White Baron continually tries to win the affection of the German people (and his mother) that his brother, Red, unjustly stole away.
Ugh! I asked my wife to pack my tailored coat!
the flying nun has not aged well!
With a major wedgie from the German ski team, chaplain Franz can’t escape the taunts of his new nickname, “Picaboo Streak”
Upon realising that he had unknowingly tucked his cape into his underpants during his visit to the lavatory in full view of his parishioners, Father O’Reilly proceeded to launch himself towards the cliff’s edge- just to avoid the embarrassment that would surely ensue;
…he really was a proud bastard.
This is what happens when the wardrobe departments from 1492 and the newest bond film get mixed up.
all of Hollywood is grateful that Dracenstein at the Winter Olympics never made it off the cutting room floor
“I want my two dollars” just wasn’t as catchy coming from this guy
The Bond series almost never recovered when MGM thought an older, more mature Bond would fly (apparently with training parachute attached) in…
007: Savings Bonds Are The Safe Bet
pbj… you get extra points in my book simply for referencing “Better Off Dead”…. bravo my friend!
thanks Matt
I was hoping someone would catch that
Pbj & Matt – I second the points for the reference to BoD. That made me laugh.
“Lester the Snow-Lester” (sorry)
Fast as fast can be you’ll never catch me…
Does this make my butt look big?
Do you feel a draft?
#23 on the list of times one can fart with no one noticing.
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at bottom of post
I know the contest is closed, but this wouldn’t have won anyway. I’m really torn between “What the youth minister does when the kids aren’t looking” and “What the youth minister does when the kids ARE looking.”