photo in need of a caption

awesomeness. bring on the captions.


(ht to rob craig for pointing out the photo, via fb)

CONTENDERS

Brian Buchanan
How most guys react to hearing Justin Bieber for the first time…

Matt
It seems Screamo bands are getting younger and younger… but they still draw the crowds.

Rob C
Little Timmy is still upset over the “facility charge” and “convenience charge” that Ticketmaster forced him to pay.

Daryl Lucas
‘CAUSE I’M FREEEEE!
(guitar riff)
FREE FALL-IN’,YEAH

Trey
Like most youth minister’s kids, little Johnny hated country music…

Benjer McVeigh
No! Not another chorus of “I Could Sing of Your Love Forever”!!!!

Rob
It happens at every John Tesh concert…

steve
More cowbell!!!!!

Gman
What Adam McLane has to look forward to.

AND THE WINNER IS…
i happened to have coffee with brian aaby this morning, who was still in town after the nywc. i’d never met brian face to face before, but i’ve known him for years as a very regular blog commenter — particularly as a ‘photo in need of a caption’ commenter. so i narrowed the contender field down to a handful, and asked him to pick the winner.

his choice (though steve’s “more cowbell!!!!” was a close runner-up), was rob c’s “Little Timmy is still upset over the “facility charge” and “convenience charge” that Ticketmaster forced him to pay.”

congrats, rob c. we drank our coffee in your honor this morning!

51 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “Little Johnny just wailed when he found out only little girls could dress up as Princess Leia”

  2. Raise your right hand when you hear the beep.
    …. Hey did you know this things goes up to 11?

  3. Little Timmy is still upset over the “facility charge” and “convenience charge” that Ticketmaster forced him to pay.

  4. It was in that very moment that Widespread Panic began playing their cover of Elton John’s “Circle of LIfe”. *single tear*

  5. “Ok, I’m paraphrasing here, but Jesus said if I keep quiet, even the Red Rocks will cry out.” – Luke 19:40
    or
    “I can’t hear you. I can’t hear you. I can’t hear you. I can’t hear….”

  6. Simba is finally revealed!
    (When I see this picture, all I can hear in my head is the Lion King African Theme song.)

  7. Years later, Mom found the almost-forgotten photo, and she realized that this was the very moment when their son, Tiger Meadow, started his voyage towards becoming a hardcore contrarian. “I guess we should not have exposed him to extreme Emo rock so early in his life.”

  8. I…WANNA ROCK AND ROLL…ALL NIGHT… and then I’d like a bottle, someone to burp & change me, and a nap.

  9. And his name, shall be SIMBA!

    “””It’s the circle of LLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEE… “””

  10. Johnny’s parents misunderstood when the doctor told them to protect his ears from “Hard Rock”…

  11. Tommy stumbles across a pair of headphones with a direct feed from mainstage, allowing him to hear what the cast of Glee ACTUALLY sounds like…

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