why, yes, this is a statue of lenin, mickey mouse and jesus, walking hand in hand. do you find that odd or something?
c’mon with the captions, baby.
and the winner is…
sorry, didn’t get to listing “contenders” this time around. there were a handful that made me chuckle or had a superior level of wit to them. but my two favorites, honestly, were:
…each with a kingdom vision.
This statue is bestowed on megachurch pastors once they hit 10,000 in average weekly attendance. The motto on the bottom reads, “Rule with an iron fist, create a fantasy world, and teach them to walk like Jesus-ish.”
as you should assume, adam is slightly more than 100% ineligible, since, you know, we have a shared bank account and all.
that means: jeff lilly! you are a cham-peen! unfortunately, i didn’t actually offer a prize this time around (oops — forgot about that), so this wild and crazy level of congratulations constitutes the entirety of your prize. enjoy it!