just saw this one and felled COMPELLED to turn it into a caption contest.
and, since The Youth Cartel has two new books out, i’ll award one or two of them to a winner or two (that would be The Picture Book Guide to Youth Ministry and The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers).
so, whatcha got?
CONTENDERS
some funny stuff this time around! but here’s the best of the best, from the subject perspective of my funny bone:
Eli Ruggles
Welcome to ‘Merica!
(marko: it had to be on there in some form, of course)
Jon Robinson
…and there we have it, the summation of the scriptures.
Josh Mitchell
In an act of marketing desperation, McDonald’s employs the never failing “Jesus Juke”
David Gerhardt
Best communion elements ever!
ken macdonald
The Last Supper, The Message version
Rob McIlvoy
Southern Eveagelism
Danny
Mississippi Priority List (in order)
(marko: apologies to my MS friends)
Mia Peters
Once agin McDonalds tries to draw the Chick-Fil-A crowd.
(marko: wow, that’s subtle and funny!)
and the winner is…
this one was a little easier for me than some of these caption contests, as there were two that i thought totally won it (again, in terms of my humor preferences!)
the runner up: mia peters, with her creative and wonderfully snarky “Once agin McDonalds tries to draw the Chick-Fil-A crowd.” poking fun at two fast food chains and all of evangelicalism in one short caption. that’s worth a prize! mia — you win a digital version of The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers!
the winner:
ken macdonald (the last name almost fits!), for “The Last Supper, The Message version.” funny stuff, short and simple. ken, you win physical copies of both The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide for Teenagers AND The Picture Book Guide to Youth Ministry!
thanks for playing, everyone!
I believe Jesus has clearly given me a sign as to where to eat lunch today!
Jesus is over ALL our sinful delights
No caption needed, just tagged your church’s logo!
Welcome to ‘Merica!
Jesus covers all… even beefy, cheesy goodness.
In order to compete with The Wendy’s “Triple,” McDonald’s will be releasing the “McTrinity.”
…and there we have it, the summation of the scriptures.
Biggest Mac
“Peter, kill and eat. Don’t call anything unclean that God has declared clean. Unless it’s described as ‘beefy,’ and ‘cheesy,’ in which case, screw that.” – Jesus
In an act of marketing desperation, McDonald’s employs the never failing “Jesus Juke”
Best communion elements ever!
Lifeway just found it’s newest t-shirt design divinely through an unexpected roadside inspiration. They’re calling it “McCheesy”
The original McMiracle…
Jesus: He is what’s for dinner.
Jesus: 100% pure Savior.
Jesus: I’m lovin’ Him.
A modern day adaptation of feeding the 5,000.
I thought Jesus ate at Burger King.
The Last Supper, The Message version
While a “beefy, cheesy, glory” life may fade (or peel) away, Jesus is above it all and He is here to stay!
Reject Him and you have to find glory somewhere else
WWJE?
Southern Evengelism
Jesus’ glory is still higher than beefy cheesy glory.
The Heavenly Happy Meal
Feed my sheep. For under $5
For as often as you eat this beefy and drink the cheesy, you proclaim the Lord’s death until he comes.
Halle-eww-juh
Hallelujah Diet
Jesus…all things to all people.
This counts as Fasting food, right?
Ba da, ba, da daaaaaa, I’m Lording it.
Even Mickey D’s will kneel low in the presents of the name of Jesus!
Both will be coming back… soon!
Mississippi Priority List (in order)
Choose today whom or what you will serve.
I gotta support Mark Seitz – That’s the winner
Amen.
Lord Jesus come quickly – or quicker if I eat this.
Where’s the beef?
“Take. Eat. This is my burger.”
Taste and see that the Lord is delicious…
Dear Ronald
1) Shekinah does not equate to beefy/cheesy
2) our catering needs are already covered by Chik-fil-A and In-n-Out
3) but feel free to send some fries, as long as they’re hot
Sincerely
the Angels
Jesus is coming any moment….. Why not grab a lunch that took 12 seconds to reheat?
yes, I’d like to supersize that please….and does that game with a monopoly game piece? Glory!!!!
American Evangelicalism (TM): “I’ll have some beefy cheesy glory with Jesus on top.”
Not your typical T.V. Evangelist
Jesus…for when fast food just wont fill you up
Once agin McDonalds tries to draw the Chick-Fil-A crowd.
Still serving billions!
The Youth Cartel just got a new sponsor near Mexico.
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner(s) at bottom of post
I’m shocked … how come i didn’t win or even make the finals. this contest sucks!